Bailey

I read this as “warlord” and thought you were battling Dolly. I was about to ask what she ever did to you 😅

Make 1984 fiction again.

a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! '' ALT: a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''

Someone please tell me that photo of the soldier in an OCP blouse with a DIAPER on the bottom is AI-generated. Because ain’t no way!!!!!!

Congratulations!!

Turns out, I deleted my Christmas card mailing list last Christmas when I was so sure I’d never feel like sending a Christmas card again 😅

Y’all, I was driving home from dropping the kiddo at school and decided to mail Christmas cards this year! For the first time since 2022!!!

(We literally moved back from Germany in mid-Dec 2023 and last year was… reasons)

Survived the first semester of grad school! 🙌🏻

I just gotta make it through spring semester, summer internship, and fall semester before I am DONE!

PS: It’s also legal in Texas for adults (and kids, in some situations) to ride in truck beds. Even on Wellborn Rd or Harvey Mitchell Parkway doing 50+ mph. Again, how is Texas a real place.

According to CSPD, city park roads don’t count as real roadways, so traffic laws can’t be enforced there.

So anyway, if you’re in Texas and dumb enough to endanger your child by letting them ride on the roof, just make sure not to slam the brakes? 🥴

Tonight, my son and I saw a little girl about 7 or 8 sitting criss-cross applesauce on top of a moving vehicle at the city park tonight. Not halfway through a sunroof, but fully on the roof. My kindergartner was actually the one to point it out - “Mommy, she is being UNSAFE” 😅

In today’s edition of “Texas cannot be a real place” - it is technically legal to drive through a city park with your child sitting on the luggage rack on top of your SUV.

Oh dang hahaha! 🤣 It’s a good name - it’s my son’s name, lol!

I cannot find my Rauschgoldengel from the Nürnberg Christkindlesmarkt 😭

I liked Andrew because you can be traditional or you can go with Drew as a trendier nickname. Not that I’m biased or anything.

Yup. I find myself using ChatGPT a lot simply because I need someone to ask and I don’t have a human that I trust, lol

Thanks. It’s rough being estranged from most of my family because I don’t even have them.

One thing no one warns you about going back to college or graduate school as a nontraditional student is the sheer amount of time and mental energy you will have to waste on dealing with interpersonal conflict from people who do not have a fully-formed frontal cortex.

I also was not prepared for the number of *my* friends that I would lose in this process.

One of the worst parts about divorcing is not having anyone to share your thoughts with. It especially sucks when you’re estranged from your family, and lost a significant number of friends in the divorce… I don’t have a single person I could call in either happy or sad times 😞

Omg I genuinely did not think the baby was alive in the video when the nurse is flopping him around like a toddler holding a doll

Did anyone else see the Facebook post of the mom whose son is going to BCT and she was bragging on him, but the photo legit looked like a pregnancy announcement? First time in my life I’ve ever commented “girl, delete this!” because I felt SO BAD for her son 🥲

I’m surprised, but also not. I mean this is the same woman who sent her flying monkies to cyberbully me when I was pregnant, among other things.

My narcissistic mom has apparently been texting the almost-ex-husband to tell him that he should have our child FaceTime her when I’m not around 🙄

When you spend the morning getting attacked by a bunch of boomers in a local Facebook group by asking a simple question.

Is this not the same generation who told us, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all”?

Me: *reports the family who doesn’t live in my apartment complex for using the pool every single Sunday for multiple months in a row*

Two weeks later: They move next door to me, knowing which unit was mine. We now share a wall and everything 😩

Is there a way to create sub folders and sub-projects in ChatGPT? I have too many projects and chats and it’s getting cluttered.

In class and my classmates sitting in the back were like “We smell gas…” and just looked dumbfounded. How long were y’all sitting there smelling gas?!

The minute those words were out of their mouths, I was packing my stuff up.

Why are schools still doing those fundraisers with brochures of overpriced junk? $22 for cookie dough, $20 for a roll of wrapping paper… it’s the kiddie version of an MLM.

Families are struggling, and we’re pressuring them to sell expensive crap? Our kids deserve better.

Me packing for the upcoming Scout camp out. With any luck, it will be the LAST time they see me doing any Scout stuff.

Now they make the parents stay for the entire den/pack meeting and I hate it so bad.

Thankful to be able to use my First Amendment rights yesterday! ❤️