@theshitithink.bsky.social
Putting out little pearls of wisdom. Professional microblogger, like a starving artist but with more starving. 🔮👀=💩🇺🇲
Some people have fake deer Christmas lights but I have real deer Christmas lights.
08.12.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y'all told me I was the greatest president at the last meeting. This is getting really boring
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24.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 324 🔁 128 💬 14 📌 6
As an American, I 100% agree. His best hope would be to back channel through Congress. Our president is obviously a Russian asset.
24.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It’s Sunday so that means Bessent the soybean farmer and expert on cow smuggling is out there saying stupid shit again
23.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Daniel Hannan: "No, this is not cost-cutting or isolationism. This is picking a side – Putin’s side. Any pretence at even-handedness has gone. The tragic truth is that, kompromat or no kompromat, Trump is behaving precisely as he would if he were a Russian asset." www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11...
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lol
21.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 256 🔁 48 💬 11 📌 3I'm wholly convinced that Trump and Trumpism are cooked. We're not getting the worst case scenario, at least not out of these clowns.
This does not mean American fascism is cooked and all of these people still have to go to jail.
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
21.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 10160 🔁 1458 💬 527 📌 164You would think he was looking at Arnold Palmer 🐖
21.11.2025 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
Donald Trump helping his good friend Bubba adjust his pants
A wholesome moment where Donald Trump is helping his close friend Bubba get ready for his day.
21.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 465 🔁 94 💬 54 📌 16
Jealous girlfriend meme with Donald Trump smiling at Zohran Mamdani and Stephen Miller looking jealous
21.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 4356 🔁 734 💬 63 📌 57A bunch of emails just came out that said that his ex best friend turned murder victim sold secrets about him to Russia so he decides to immediately give them everything they want. WTF
21.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Democrats seem to be very upset about having their lives threatened by the Russian asset that runs the US but not so upset that a Russian asset is running the US
21.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look his mouth is the shape of Putin's cock
21.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
21.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 21928 🔁 6649 💬 1574 📌 4341/ It should be forgiven. It should be forgotten. If she spoke of it again, the sins would be hers, she was told.
But she could never forget. And neither could the other girls.
This is the story of how her church enabled a child abuser for years 👇
[content warning: sexual abuse]
It’s an insult to peace as a concept to call this a “peace plan”.
21.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 206 🔁 45 💬 6 📌 2
Every single word of this. Read it, repeat it, scream it, live it, insist on it.
21.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 1029 🔁 336 💬 33 📌 26I just want to say Fuck our Russian compromise president this is total bullshit that he is encouraging. It doesn't matter that Putin embarrassed him he still can't get Putin's cock out of his mouth
21.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Donald Trump giving Vladimir everything he wants in the "peace" plan with Ukraine seems an odd way to dispel rumors that Putin is holding that Donald/Bubba pic over Trump's, ur, head.
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If Ukrainians wanted to surrender they sure as hell do not need kremlin assets Witkoff and Trump as intermediaries and could surrender directly to Moscow.
I am so confused why some can’t understand that Ukraine will not surrender and will never accept Russia’s 28 point plan
Strange time to capitulate to Russia after it comes out that Epstein compromised him to Putin. It kind of confirms that our president is compromised to Russia and should be removed from office immediately
21.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't even imagine being such a pathetic loser that I would create a machine that publicly strokes my ego like Elon has with Grok
This is a whole new level of pathetic loser that has never been unlocked before
Why is Ghislaine Maxwell still in tennis jail with non-violent, white collar criminals?
What a disgrace.
I don't understand why people aren't talking about how our president is compromised after the information that came out in the Epstein emails. It has been obvious that he is compromised and now we have written proof. It's puzzling
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