The 3 stages of life:
Wanting stuff.
Accumulating stuff.
Getting rid of stuff.
The 3 stages of life:
Wanting stuff.
Accumulating stuff.
Getting rid of stuff.
Salons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor.
Banks, what is your problem?
They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye every month. I think it’s in a committed relationship with my bills! 💸
22.11.2024 19:23 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0If you think nobody cares about you, try missing one car payment. Instant celebrity.
21.11.2024 17:26 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0It’s called ‘meal prepping’ because you’re emotionally preparing to eat the same sad lunch for 5 days.
20.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0😂😂😂
19.11.2024 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do we always check the fridge every 5 minutes? It’s like hoping for a snack miracle! 🍕🤔✨
19.11.2024 15:15 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 1Why do we call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves? Shouldn’t it be called 'crawl hour'? 🚗🐢😂
19.11.2024 13:10 — 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which one comes first. 🐔🥚📦😂
19.11.2024 12:21 — 👍 70 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak? It’s like yelling at a microwave to hurry up—totally effective! 📺🔋😂"
19.11.2024 02:18 — 👍 52 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0My first Post on Blue Sky 🦋
17.11.2024 15:09 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Blue sky is going to end twitter 👍🏻👍🏻
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