Sy

Fuk dat

I think I broke my disco trousers 😵

Warming up the disco trousers
@dannykelly.bsky.social @chanceronabike.bsky.social @acidgrandads.bsky.social @ono-ch1.bsky.social

Any way you can get them done here? A lot of my friends get their script then buy online

Lentils are banned in our house 💨💨💨💨

🤣🤣🤣

It’s not even that shocking , James, it’s just an extension of the previous absurdity.

He struggles for two reasons 1. policies have been unambitious, vanilla, consisting of tweaks rather than genuine change 2. lacks ability to connect with people - too robotic and dry, ltd charm or conviction. Subsequently elected with only 1/3 of the vote, limited support from the start

Net birth rate last year was negative. Generally it’s been bumbling around neutral for a bit but trend is negative

I’ve loved this since I first saw it years ago and still love it every time it pops up

Has Kemi Badenoch fired Katie Lam yet?

By way of thanking Donald for not escalating with Tomahawks, I just killed a bunch of children at a Kharkiv kindergarten.

They can keep walking towards the drones and machine guns of an enemy that isn’t really their enemy, or they can do something useful

Laughed more than I should. The reality of the logic is dreadful. Hey ho

Like dat?

At an elderly care home last week, visiting the FIL, thinking about the horrendous number of vacancies that will need filling if reform get their way. I saw a stat that without immigration, pop’n will fall to 45m by 2100. A child born today will struggle to find someone to care for them by then.

Everyone over the age of 25 has at least one equivalent f’kup in the bank.

All the pettiness of a thin skinned bully

Off to dig out the decent cans 🎧

What’s worse, that she said it, or that she’ll get more votes because she said it?

It’s like a bat signal for ravers!

Spoiler alert - even the infallible Elba’s POTUS becomes fragile at the idea of the end of humanity

In that scenario, would it finally dawn on him how much Putin has played him. Or would he still be trying to get hold of “his friend” on the phone?

They used to say patriotism was the last refuge of the scoundrel, but I beg to differ

I’ll be all over that like a seagull on a bag of chips

Fuchsia Dog

Reckon it would have been this album in 2002…

open.spotify.com/album/27tbvG...

*Kahuna

I’d completely forgotten FC Cahuna!

🫡

Some bicycling also happened so happy with progress!