Andrew Genser

This is also true for sandwiches.

“J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!”
— Saddam Hussein’s last words

Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking to eat children?

MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*

Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking to eat children?

MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he’s owed a flesh sacrifice. What I heard is that if he eats them, he’s gonna consider giving the bones to a dog. They attack him for everything.*changes topic*

Please join my class action lawsuit against this site which - despite its name - does not feature a single present for a whore.

When they pick who gets to write the article by last name

IMPORTANT: Remember when filling out your Antifa Time Cards to include Saturday - we get double time for weekend work (woohoo thanks daddy Soros!).

Nope. Just like Stephen Miller’s pants, the White House needs no ballroom

Maybe this is nothing... or maybe it's everything. #2001 #KubrickOriginalEnding

One of my favorite things we’ve done these past few years

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live This Week in Unnecessary Censorship

We do this bit literally every week on
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
- but it was great hearing the massive audience at BAM in Brooklyn respond. Also this one turned out pretty good so, if you like this sort of thing, please to enjoy. #UnnecessaryCensorship

Oregon AG ‘preparing to take legal action’ against Trump sending California National Guard troops Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield on Sunday said he is “preparing to take legal action” against President Trump for sending California National Guard troops to the Beaver State. “We are quickly …

I guess take legal action, you have to. But remember, Trump does not give a single shit about the law. To him it’s like a wife or a golf course…

…just another thing to be cheated on.

shorturl.at/p1Qs1

#EpsteinFiles

As someone who helps make the weekly Kimmel bit “Unnecessary Censorship,” I can say this censorship is unnecessary.

Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is telling you to enjoy some suck and fuck.

Ok maybe the same amount of unnecessary. Far less funny tho. #sunandfun

As someone who helps make the weekly Kimmel bit “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship,” I can say this censorship is unnecessary. Even more so than making it sound like a local weatherman is saying enjoy some suck and fuck. Ok maybe same amount of unnecessary. But far less funny tho. #sunandfun

Are we at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
about to be sacrificed at the dual altars of fascism & capitalism? Actually no! Because now it’s just one altar: Fascitalism. Another merger! Anyway, tune in to see how it unfolds! Or, actually, don’t… I guess is the point.

It’s time for the ABC’s of Life During Fascism. Let’s just skip right to the letter Q!

Quisling.

That’s a fun one for today.

RFK Jr: “Every human body is born with one rat inside it, and the only way to get it out is by squatting nude over a pile of cheese. Now squat and spread, Cheryl.”

CHERYL (to self): “Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… Everything is fine I’m a Kennedy… (disrobing)… Everything is…”

Voting is a vaccine. No wonder they’re trying to ban it

Congress must be rolling in its grave

OK guys, do we hang it the top way? Or the bottom way? Please tell me I'm not the only one! (top way)

Hartford, Connecticut

Sure we all thought the #Trump Announcement today would be a whole lotta nothing, but then -- BAM -- he comes out and the bald guy behind him looks just like the guy who played the "High Talker" from that one episode of Seinfeld 31 years ago. But of course the Lame Stream Media wont talk about it!

A leaked excerpt of Trump’s speech tomorrow!

More here: shorturl.at/cap3J

The first true thing ever on Truth Social. #trump

Big deal, I add all the time and don’t need anyone to send emails about it, jeez

It’s the new head of the CDC, I assume

I’ve read 752 scripts, so believe me when I tell you every great screenplay has exactly one thing in common: a scene where a fat man named Edwin triumphantly lays his testicles across the brow of his enemy. Every single one. #scriptsky