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Moved out of Birmingham approximately 7 minutes before Cillian Murphy was photographed at New Street station.

Dead at this post from a rescue centre explaining that, despite being mother and daughter, these dogs need to be rehomed separately.

No one makes me feel stressed like Rishi from Industry makes me feel stressed.

Victoria at Brooklyn’s wedding

Victoria at Brooklyn’s wedding

Really enjoyed Marty Supreme though.

Love it when cinemas say “put your phone away and the magic will come alive” and then the next ten minutes is just adverts for different types of KIAs and me listening to the couple behind me argue about parking.

It’s not Christmas until vets start posting pictures of dogs who’ve been forced to throw up on a bin bag after eating three Terry’s Chocolate Oranges.

Just got a wax while they played that new Ollie Murs album.

Watched The Family Stone and…what a weird little film.

The only time I’ve ever enjoyed anything that David Walliams has said or done was when he swam in sewage.

Been rewatching Buffy (The Vampire Slayer) and would pay £35 for a “Buffy Experience” at the Excel that’s just putting on leather trousers and kicking people in the head.

An uncomfortable truth I’ve discovered about myself recently is that I struggle to invest time in watching something if I don’t fancy at least one person in it.

Helped a small boy lift up a basket in Sainsburys after which he yelled 'MUM! THE LADY HELPED!' and why does a kid calling you 'the lady' age you by approximately 78 years.

The frequency with which Rita Ora appears as a clue in the NYT crossword is truly baffling to me.

The Seema break up scene and the awful writing in it was where it hit home that no one is driving the bus anymore

Me after watching the first episode of the third season of #AJLT and wishing I never got hooked on SATC

What’ve I got to go to NOT be advertised Symprove?

The new Pope sitting down to his first meeting at the Vatican: ...so I hear you guys don't drink water over here?

Ted Lasso but he's a Pope.

Conclave but it’s a WhatsApp group of women deciding where to go for a hen do.

*blazin squad voice*
see you at the conclave (conclave conclave)

Man on Married At First Sight Australia: Well obviously we've been through our ups and downs...

The ups being that he made coffee for her once and the downs being that he laughed with the other men about how he doesn't find her attractive and then went on a date with one of the other wives.

Accidentally timed my journey with when Villa and Fulham fans are moving through the station and god protect the group of Q6 year old Fulham fans walking around New Street shouting “SHIT ON THE VILLA”

Keep seeing a trailer for a drama called The Feud and the opening line is “So we’re going to do it then? We’re going to get the kitchen extension?”

Why does Tom Hardy keep doing bad films?

Not to trivialise something that is horrible but it really does have a predictably British feel to it

…Are other countries as obsessed with the whole toilet thing as A Certain Group are in the UK?

Would love to grab a quick chat with whichever tv/film writer unleashed the “scared of what I feel for you” language into the world.

I’ve just seen “Dubai-style” hot cross buns and I ask you, where will this end?