torie (she/they)

TINY BABY

18.12.2024 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OUR BABY VULPIX IS ADORABLE 😭😭😭😭

17.12.2024 16:17 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Dry humor. Absolutely dry humor 😂

26.08.2023 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A very handsome tactical parrot, also known as a perigrine falcon. Also, because some bird nerd will mention it in the replies, it's not that falcons and parrots are directly related, it is that they share a common ancestor, so technically speaking "tactical parrot" is incorrect. I'm putting this in the alt text so you know I know this already. But, look: COMEDY, okay?

I have recently learned that falcons are, genetically speaking, closer to parrots than they are other raptors, and thus from now on I shall refer to falcons solely as "tactical parrots"

26.08.2023 12:21 — 👍 3183    🔁 763    💬 88    📌 56

Look at this shit. 2 days of this.

25.08.2023 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When your partner tells you that changing your X name will make the app ban you and you didn't believe him until you did it and got the spinny wheel of death

25.08.2023 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi I'm here

24.08.2023 23:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0