Matty™

I feel like white women don't catch enough shit for being horrendous drivers. Idk if it's the entitlement or the ignorance

Here y'all go 🫡

I think we're getting better with the self cuts 🤷🏿‍♂️

Nobody asked but I accidentally bought briefs instead of boxers for the first time in over a decade and they're lowkey fitting real nice 🤔

Hii 😁

Obligatory bi-annual selfie update (just got off work so don't come at me for being dusty) #blacksky

For why tho?

Catch me inSYDE

Apparently there were several early 2000's cultural references I was missing out on 😅

I was unaware!!!

a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it

Thanks to the YT folks in my life, today I learned that Legally Blonde and Clueless are two different movies entirely

Unfollowing and then re following someone just so they see the notification is so wild to me 😂

I just overheard a lady describe a glazed donut as "plain sourdough" 🤷🏿‍♂️

Y'all ever take fake sick days from being social?

2025 so far has reassured me that things can always get worse 🎉🎉

Y'all... I just got off work, please be normal

Oh most definitely! We will be here!

Lawbrey strikes again smh

If anyone's like me, this is still the main social now, I just am generally online less these last few months 🤷🏿‍♂️

Ain't no way he thought this was a good idea

Bruh spam calls are so much more irritating when you're actually expecting an important call to come in

In one hand lies a key, and in the other hand, a chicken nugget. Guess which one I tossed into my mouth and chomped down on

In my defense I had gone on a toll road on accident like a month prior and had completely forgotten to pay it so it was a good reminder 😂

Ngl they got me with this one the first time I received this a while back 😅

😂 that's why I got the pinned post bc I knew my ass was lying when I said I'd take more pics of myself this year

I deadass just yesterday was strongly considering making a dating app profile just because I really wanted to go to this spot out here that has like 10 museums of different themes and sizes but I don't wanna go solo 😭

Oh hell nah. This dude probably watched Baby Reindeer and thought it was comedy

Seeing my exes in person always messes with my head because every time it's smiles and hugs like ain't shit happened between us 😮‍💨 It's all love tho, ball up top

Yall all have such nice booties 🥹

I’m just happy to be here 🥰