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She/it Puppy girl in a tank

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Tog II MY BELOVED

28.12.2024 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Valiant

A tank so bad it couldn't be driven to the testing grounds

But a cool piece of history and a kinda cute and adorable tank

16.11.2024 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is today:
Today is a snuggle day
Give me the snuggles

16.11.2024 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The scimitar

The bestest Recon Boi goes brrrrrrrrrrrr

14.11.2024 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you get that absolutely Pawsome feeling that just makes your whole day

14.11.2024 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Snuggles are a need not a want

so can I get some snuggles up in here

08.11.2024 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey this is my trick you can't steal this

06.11.2024 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Double onion
a metal frame with explosive charges attached to it for demolition of fortifications.

and never used as there was fears of it being shot and destroying the Churchill it was mounted on

01.11.2024 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That moment you get bitten by a cute girl and your brain just turns off

28.10.2024 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arma3
Warthunder
More warthunder
Fallout 4
Even more warthunder

26.10.2024 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gets called good puppy, What do you do

A. Bluescreen and reboot
B. Whimper and fluster
C. Deny it cause your actually a Hooman

26.10.2024 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why do ppl act like its embarrassing to bark like "im goimg to make u bark in public hehehhehe" yeah okay barks really loud guess whos embarassed now

25.10.2024 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: let me sleep

Brain: he he he but what about this random hyperfxation

Me: loses 6 hours of my day

25.10.2024 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does a puppy need to do to get bitten round here???

25.10.2024 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exactly what you mean

25.10.2024 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being fed malteasers and being called a good girl is ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

20.10.2024 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gives headpats

19.10.2024 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do I feel the need to give it head pats

19.10.2024 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moooooaaaar seals Let's gooooooooo

19.10.2024 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever just wake up and want to bite everything

*Nom*

19.10.2024 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nom

19.10.2024 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean it's legal to own a tank as long as any firearms are deactivated and I don't think there's any laws about torches being too bright.

So yes a Matilda CDL should be legal for civilian use

19.10.2024 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been going down the Matilda tank rabbit hole and who could forget the canal defense light for when you want to blind the enemy with your tank

A worthy companion of the flame spitting froggy tank

19.10.2024 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna hold the boy

19.10.2024 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She so cute Matilda's are awesome

18.10.2024 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesssssss let me use Australian flame thrower tank in the game gaijin

18.10.2024 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There is a tank called the frog it is now my new favourite thing

Froggo tank is life
Froggo tank is love

18.10.2024 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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