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Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman. Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth• Also writes thrillers. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops. Kill All The Lawyers coming Sept 2027…

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Sorry, I can’t navigate that abomination of a website, but even if I could I doubt I’d be much use if it’s a Scottish case. Sorry!

05.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Missed out on a #LondonMarathon place this year?

Want to raise funds for #AccessToJustice?

Please run for the FRU, we have 3 places to fill. Please contact chief.exec@thefru.org.uk as soon as possible to claim your place.

@barristersecret.bsky.social @deshpalpanesarkc.bsky.social @seanjones.org

05.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 4    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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I am contractually obligated to inform you that the award-winning Sunday Times Number 1 Bestseller The Secret Barrister is Kindle’s Daily Deal - an OUTRAGEOUS 99p.

Learn how the crisis in criminal justice came about.

(And how it won’t be fixed by removing juries)

www.amazon.co.uk/Secret-Barri...

03.03.2026 08:11 — 👍 146    🔁 43    💬 9    📌 2

They take the hit, don’t worry.

03.03.2026 10:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The usual. They take the hit.

03.03.2026 10:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I am contractually obligated to inform you that the award-winning Sunday Times Number 1 Bestseller The Secret Barrister is Kindle’s Daily Deal - an OUTRAGEOUS 99p.

Learn how the crisis in criminal justice came about.

(And how it won’t be fixed by removing juries)

www.amazon.co.uk/Secret-Barri...

03.03.2026 08:11 — 👍 146    🔁 43    💬 9    📌 2

Please read this thread as a 'micro-example' of what is going so wrong with the English court system - and note the 'butterfly' effect point.

Our court system is so rackety and improvised, one slip and so many other things will go wrong.

02.03.2026 11:27 — 👍 233    🔁 77    💬 6    📌 0

Oh no! That’s terrible! I’m sorry. Would they not fix it?

01.03.2026 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“We cannot say that the United States’ actions are against international law, but we condemn Iran’s retaliatory actions as against international law,” is neither a coherent nor a compelling position.

01.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 2118    🔁 629    💬 28    📌 0

Hurrah! Congratulations!

27.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just can’t believe that wanting to financially punish women who miscarry didn’t swing the vote for him.

Stupid woke voters.

27.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 968    🔁 126    💬 15    📌 5

How odd.

26.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s good, but he makes a fair point here:

26.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 60    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

I’ve misjudged him entirely.

26.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ok guys. I think I’ve won this thing.

26.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 278    🔁 28    💬 19    📌 1

I can’t see the original post so don’t know what this relates to.

26.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah man, this is good fun.

26.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 408    🔁 56    💬 58    📌 7

Legal professionals - you still have time to sign our open letter to the Prime Minister on jury reforms. We’re planning to send the letter to the PM soon - you have until Sunday 1 March to add your signature.

Sign your name now: www.barcouncil.org.uk/media-campai...

Thank you. #JusticeNeedsJuries

26.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 31    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 0

Restore Britain's language is not just racist it's now indistinguishable from Neo-Nazi groups.

25.02.2026 11:14 — 👍 831    🔁 178    💬 24    📌 11

I wouldn’t infer anything from it.

25.02.2026 10:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More recently, the govt introduced tighter rules around the use of RUI, and amended the law to encourage police bail for suspects, as it allows for greater oversight. (2/2)

25.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Police bail often has conditions attached, and has a specified return date for the suspect to surrender at a police station. RUI was a wheeze devised by police to avoid the strict rules and time limits governing bail - essentially allowing police to kick investigations into the long grass. (1/2)

25.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Thank you!

24.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reliably the most essential reading on any legal current affairs story.

23.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 191    🔁 72    💬 4    📌 0

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT 1 OF 2🚨

WELL WELL WELL.

🎺🎺🎺 Second book alert!🎺🎺🎺

Did you enjoy the gritty thrilleriness of The Cut Throat Trial?

Fancy some more, sunshine?

Kill All The Lawyers will be hitting the shelves next year.

Consider your appetites whetted.

29.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 492    🔁 60    💬 43    📌 6
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Barristers, solicitors, retired judges, and other legal professionals - add your name to our open letter to the Prime Minister to oppose the government's plan to restrict jury trials.

Sign your name ➡️ bit.ly/4kMn9DX

#JusticeNeedsJuries

20.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 42    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 3
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What is misconduct in public office? An ancient offence under English common law, its modern incarnation dates back to a 2004 case

What is misconduct in public office?

New explainer, by me at New Statesman

www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

19.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 185    🔁 74    💬 6    📌 1

On the hunt for barristers/pupils for Kalisher Trust on 25 February to come to Wrenn School Wellingborough 0930-1300 for a mock trial. Expenses paid. No prep. Please DM if available and kindly circulate this message.

18.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 9    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy Tony Robinson Day, to all who celebrate!

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17.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 169    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 2

Thank you so much Chris!

14.02.2026 12:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0