Dan Marshall

My mentions are a mess of suggestions and here I was hoping we'd resolved this quite eloquently.

Yes, but it's still a third person view.

The second person slot is always always taken up by you, the actual real person sitting looking at the screen or reading the book or whatever.

It's definitely not me.

No, that's third person still. Second person is the player, or specifically *you*

Nope, Second Person refers to the reader, or the player in this case. Or "You" :)

You can stop arguing in my mentions now, a scholar has chimed in and I'm correct.

"Second person" refers to the 'reader' (or in this case, player) though, right? Of which this is neither because I am not a 2D Egyptian hieroglyph?

I genuinely do not know

Not to be Captain Awful Pedant, but this is not at all what Second Person Perspective is, right?

Like, I'd look that up and be sure before nailing my balls to it in the trailer VO

Game looks great though.

Don't forget! Earth Must Die is OUT and it's FUNNY and a great little thing to play on a lazy weekend, have a go.

store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

(I am 100% going to let them and it will bite them on the arse when the world is destroyed and in like 6 months they have to find a way to go back in time)

Today, one of the kids in the D&D group I run had an epiphany:

"We're literally saving the world and for like, no reason? No one is even paying us."

Their plan for the next session is to go to a big town, find someone more competent than them, and just... hand the quest over. Tell them everything.

(in case it's not clear, that last sentence is at him, not you.)

There have always been people, even back in like 2006 when we first were doing this, who revel in spending more time on the 'analytics' than actually sitting down making games. "Oh, let's go through the data to ensure success" let's fucking not mate, yeah?

Look at what a pretty game.

Don't forget! Earth Must Die is OUT and it's FUNNY and a great little thing to play on a lazy weekend, have a go.

store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

I'm taking out a billboard opposite your house with it on

Yesterday, I watched a video by an American living in England and I can't get it out of my head. He was rating the worst biscuits.

Brits: PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THIS LIST.

The list was as follows:
3. Cadbury Fingers
2. Weetabix (yes, really)
1. Jaffa cakes

If you haven't seen it, Rhell looks super good. Like a throwback to proper crazy indie games of the 2010 era, where Devs would just run with batshit mechanics and you sort of can't believe no one's done it before.

Is this for Mother Day tomorrow

Not to be too critical, but I work in the video games industry and was not aware they had done this.

Do it and report back and if it turns out to be a viral sensation I want 15% of the profits

Still angry about this.

Mythmatch is great! Get on it and help give it a leg up!

Want me to bash out a quick game called "Penis by Penis"? I can if you like it's no bother

Good luck!

Don't, you'll have the Jaffa Cake people out

Yeah like as a metaphor. It's *evocative* of a biscuit conceptmore than anything

Also, like. Imagine the mental gymnastics to be eating a Weetabix with your fingers straight out of the packet and spluttering through a mouth of dry cereal "eugh, this biscuit sucks... BUT IT'S ONE BETTER THAN A JAFFA CAKE"

absolute scenes.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to dunk a Weetabix into a cup of tea.

I know there's a lot going on and this is not the worst thing an American has done recently but fucking hell

Fucking Weetabix man, munching on a quick Weetabix as he walks down the high street, complaining about Jaffa Cakes. Fucking hell.