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Spingle

Junnle?
You don't even care

YUMMY

rocky wrench from Super Mario eating a shrimp pizza with a backdrop of a big pizza.

Rocky Wrench Enjoys a shrimpy pizza because he deserves it!
(reupload cause i saw an error)

this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

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#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_709@01-10-2017_00-01-27.jpg

holy crap @craz.co collab

more sealiens…… they likely live on some form of ice planet #SquishHugArt

this puts more positivity into the universe than there was before

new fit what we thinkin

New shirt came in, actually peak

a stylized 3d illustration of a pregnant woman on a bike in a street with many musicians.

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.

happy new year everyone!

Three different kinds of Yoshis, originating from the Sand Kingdom, Snow Kingdom, and Wooded Kingdom from Super Mario Odyssey. Each one has a bullet list of points going over their abilities, evolutionary traits, and behaviors. The Sand Kingdom Yoshi is a quadruped with a crocodile-like snout, thick eyebrows, and a large circular plate along its back, identical to that of the spinosaurus. Its bullet points are as follows: - Stays low to the ground, burrows in the sand. - Instead of spikes or a saddle, has a large round plate that can be flushed with blood to cool off in the hot desert. - Can actually swim in the sand, plate acts as a large sail that can catch the desert wind. - Does not like tourists trying to ride it. The Snow Kingdom Yoshi is huge, fat, and furry. It has fur covering its eyes like giant bushy eyebrows, and it also has walrus-like tusks under its nose. Its feet are hidden underneath the fur. Its bullet points are as follows: - Evolved to have a thick layer of blubber on top of a thick layer of fur, protecting its cold blood from the harsh weather. - Too much weight to walk, so it simply rolls along the ground. - Has large tusks that can spear through prey. - Gentle demeanor around those it thinks is harmless. The Wooded Kingdom Yoshi is robotic and rusting. Its eyes are green lightbulbs, and its saddle is a red lightbulb. Instead of feet, it has tank treads. It is also rusting and visibly breaking apart, such as a gear being missing in the treads and the metal on its tail breaking off. Its notes are as follows: - Artificial Yoshis created by the Steam Gardeners. - Deployed around gardens as pest control units and litter cleaners. - Treads can cling to walls and ceilings. - Mouth opens to reveal a vacuum that sucks in small prey and garbage. - Needs to be recharged just like the Steam Gardeners.

Regional Yoshis!

#Mario #SuperMario #Art #Fanart #Yoshi #MarioOdyssey #SuperMarioOdyssey

Two pachinko machines in Isle Delfino. HEADLINE: Isle Delfino Government Spends $80 Million on Second Giant Pachinko Machine.

Isle Delfino is once again using taxpayer funds to build a larger-than-life Pachinko machine, and residents are not happy.
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buenos días tigre 👋💥

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this got censored by bluesky 🫶

Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]

Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/

Merry Christmas!

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

pet pet pet

he was striking suave, ambitious,

threeing

he's so handome!!

An adorable raccoon.

and if you exclusively have silly ones listed, it'll be "they" 85% of the time

my least woke opinion is if your pronouns are listed as "he" followed by 8 silly ones then 99% of the time people will refer to you as "he"

Doodlin sillay king boOo from memory