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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

@marthemortal.bsky.social

Go wild until you die. That’s all.

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WE OUTCHEA

06.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nigga was in disbelief 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

05.03.2026 06:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HORNETS PUTTING IT IN THE CELTICS’ STOMACH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

05.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is real life.

05.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TD GARDEN QUIET AS FUCK LMFAOOOOO

05.03.2026 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning beautiful people

04.03.2026 13:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whew! by The Bucketheads on Apple Music Song · 1995 · Duration 5:26

This is my shit

03.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Roman Reigns turns it up and starts talking shit about Larry >>>>>>>>>>

03.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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That’s what I call some good Resident Eviling

28.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hell nah.

27.02.2026 06:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
yeat - if we being rëal (𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 + 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙗)
YouTube video by zorberry yeat - if we being rëal (𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 + 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙗)

Good morning

26.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SILENT HILL FOR NIGGAS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

12.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Me making sure my bros are properly meated up for Valentines Day

11.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best basketball game of the season fuck the streak

10.02.2026 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FUCK SUPER BOWL 60 LMFAOOOO THIS GAME IS GAS

10.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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NIGGAS FIGHTING AT THE GAME LMFAOOOOO

10.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO OH SHIT

10.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Detroit Pistons vs. Charlotte Hornets tonight

09.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

HORNETS GOT THEIR FIRST EIGHT GAME WIN STREAK THIS CENTURY TONIGHT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

06.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Long Ago by Mariah Carey on Apple Music Song · 1995 · Duration 4:31

🗣️EYEM CUHRUM BUH LIN DOWOWOOOWN

05.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They really saw this design and said, “Yeah put it in the game.”

03.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“What we say ‘zEbRoS’ or some stupid shit like that huh?” 💀💀💀💀💀

03.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good for him!

03.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Entire Final Fantasy VII Timeline To Fall Asleep To
YouTube video by Arcavori The Entire Final Fantasy VII Timeline To Fall Asleep To
03.02.2026 07:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is frying the fuck out of me

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