TEX DAW’S MOBY DICK: “For the courageous few.”

i’ll wear it whenever i think of you 😅💝

I’m heading to the nude beach for brunch. It will be too damned hot for either lunch or dinner.

if it’s mexican, i’m in! can we invite a few day labourers to the table? 🌶️😛

i never liked ac, until recently. now i can’t live without it.

promises promises 😅

maybe i’ll wait for you to install a mr. turtle pool in your yard!

that’s a beauty!

can i hang my jockstap there to dry?

spill. your. seed.

we have ac, thank dog for that!!
💨😺

safe for dogs but not so much for humans? is that what you mean?

order the cookie and the sausage comes free!

wait! hold the presses! these shots are great, but can i see them with the bulge? please, oh please! 💚🖤

as a cat dad, i’m so glad for his return! 😻

you may find a few crumbs in my beard

a man in a tank top drinking from a bottle that says aoa ALT: a man in a tank top drinking from a bottle that says aoa

this 👇🏻

is the water too cold for your feet?

it’s gonna be stinkin’ hot out this way. maybe we should take our beloved cat for a dip in the lake? xx

one must possess sufficient wit to avoid eating too many cookies

It. Is. Everything. (does this make me a stalker?)

do it! you only live once.

whiff is my middle name!

(pulls his dick out of his boxers)

a cartoon hand pointing at the word you on a white background ALT: a cartoon hand pointing at the word you on a white background

does this make you a bottom?

ice cube is wearing a black shirt and tie and making a funny face . ALT: ice cube is wearing a black shirt and tie and making a funny face .

game on!!

i’m a chocoholic. not sure if i noticed the oatmeal. 🍫😛

wanna lick my plate?

🍪 for dipping in your morning ☕️, brandon!

if it gets to be too much, we have air conditioning at our house! 💨🚹