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@saltylazarus.bsky.social

Decided to give this a go, something tells me I won't get suspended on here. Boston born and bred, big hockey and football fan even though the Patriots suck now.Trump fucking blows.. I swear a lot, I like fucking with scammers, you’ve been warned..

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Latest posts by saltylazarus.bsky.social on Bluesky

10 lawyers find no evidence of wrongdoing when a guy is nailed taking 50 large in a bribe??
How’s that banana republic doing now??

07.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Omaha Beach in Normandy, France.

07.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Believe it or not i’m actually pretty good with people..😂😂

07.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cut off one of Elon’s shitbox battle wagons in Eat Boston this morning and the guy pulls up beside me at the light and says how much of a dockhead I am (soo true) I ask him if he’s ok laughing and he says he knows the owner of my company. I say good, call him and tell him I told you to GFY..🤣🤣

07.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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dementia donnie
diseased disaster

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his hand on his knee . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his hand on his knee .
04.10.2025 12:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s back! BFFS!

03.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 582    🔁 112    💬 23    📌 6

What are you having Mr Torrance??

03.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and says i mean . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and says i mean .

🤣🤣

03.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

03.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 26043    🔁 6629    💬 480    📌 155

Kristi Noem either has a butt plug up her ass or…. Nevermind..🤣🤣

03.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nancy Mace has an Adam’s apple and mouth to die for, Noem has a bad plastic surgeon..🤣🤣

03.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are so many evil accounts on here...

...and trust me, they're not all conservative.

Hate, disinformation and intolerance. I won't have it.

03.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It sucks having chaffed balls..🤣

03.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open

Kristi Noem might want to put some Gold Bond powder on her/his thighs..

03.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think Nancy Mace should check her for balls, she’s a little too bow legged for me..🤣🤣

03.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is why we’re friends..😂🥰

03.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I understand completely

03.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If someone gets themselves worked up over two people being unjustly murdered because someone else compares it to say 60-70k being unjustly murdered…..
Perhaps you should sit this one out…

02.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a tad cold yes..

02.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m in a boat off the Isle of Skye, the towns name was Uig..😂😂🥶

02.10.2025 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I feel ya!!😂😂

02.10.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now that’s funny.😂😂

02.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The obsession with body size of this administration is vile.

RFK Jr. *only* cares about obesity, which is why he thinks the 1960’s were so great.

Hegseth stood up on a stage and faced people who’ve been through shit he only sees in his sicko fantasies, and harangued them for being “fat”.

01.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 293    🔁 47    💬 22    📌 1
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New Kid in Town - 2013 Remaster

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You look in her eyes, the music begins to play….
Hopeless romantic, here we go again..

01.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last thing I want to do is listen to the prom king and queen go on and on about how popular they were 40 years ago. That’s what Facebook is for..😂😬

01.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pro tip- getting rid of your landline makes it hard for them to get ahold of you for lame ass reunions..🤣🤣

01.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wouldn’t stop me either..😂😂🍻

01.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wei it is past 5 over there right?? Fuck it!

01.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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