Subpoena the husband. He's got some stories.

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I’m gonna miss those pouty duck lips and hair extensions, let alone all the costumes. Soo long Kristi!!

I’m taking it in stride.😂

Damn, lied to again..😂😂

I feel duped..😂😂

Welcome to Massachusetts..😂🥶

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Me waiting for her to answer my text and DM..

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My boss’s son, who I call Cactus Steve😂😂 called in sick today so he could take care of of his sick girlfriend, which was very nice of him. At my old job my boss would’ve choked on his cigarette and cried like a baby if I said I was staying home to take care of Ms Salty..

Hold on here, he says he’s in the best shape ever. No one’s ever seen anyone in better shape, he aced his cognitive test

How in fuck can we shoot more missiles in 3-4 days at a shit bum nation like Iran, than the Ukraine has in 4 years of war with Russia??

I’m more of a caramel delight guy.. Sort of speak..😂

Who doesn’t want to brag about bringing Armageddon??🥶😂

A day late and a buck short by 350 days…

I’m done, but stuck in this.. Google Maps said 39 minutes home 20 minutes ago.. How’s your day going??

In any preceding administration in the history of the United States, Noem and Hegseth would be out of jobs today. But when you work in Fantasyland everything is awesome..

Apparently not a good day for Ms Cosplay

I missed my true calling as a historian..😂🙄

Let’s not forget about the Reichstag fire too, that’s a possibility too..😂🥶☠️

In layman’s terms, she’s a bullshit artist..

When is the 2026 version of Night of the Long Knives going to happen??

Damn, I feel duped..

I get it, but we produce more oil than anyone. It’s like when there’s a hurricane in the Gulf of Release the Epstein files and they have to shut down one offshore oil rig and the price of gas goes up 50 cents for two weeks making the oil companies billions extra off our backs..

Soooo true!!! Yeah, we were made from a pile of dust. Very convincing..🥶

What kills me is we don’t get any oil or gas from Iran, yet the price of gas goes up because of this??

Those knucklehead rapture types who are always screaming about the end of the world might be right this time..

#SENDBARRON

Yeah, that shit burns my ass too..😂

Start passing out those Nobels

This time for sure!!

Well looks here… Should I??😂😂