Coco Salamander

Went into Venom The Last Dance not knowing he dies. Yall I was SOBBING. Full blown streams of tears. I haven’t cried like that over a character death in YEARS. My feelings are hurt hours later.

Worked, took the child to her vet apt, did the dishes, and on my third load of laundry 🔥🔥
How hard am I gonna crash is the question 🤔

was almost asleep but then imagined a tiny little German man who pronounces windowsill “Vin Diesel”

I’m so sick of waking up at 2-3 every morning. Guess I’m gonna jump on that melatonin train 😂

The same people mad about Bidens pardons voted in a felon. Let that sink in…😂

Girl it’s all good 😂 his loss not mine

First my dad, then aol and msn, then MySpace, then Vine, then musically, and now tiktok 😭 We can’t have anything 😂

TOD: 9:38 pm

TikTok, may you RIP 😭

Todays useless fact.
Sharks don’t have uvulas.
Humans are the only creatures that have them.
Okay byyyeee