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PODS UP!
Offsense: Amaze! Defense: No! Club talks the Chity, Dag, Mas Crewsmas!, Toast'n'Trot, and less!
Remember: T'n'T is right after the toast on Saturday, we'll be full staffed (gross) at the tailgate and at the game. Come get KISSES!
#Crewsmas #Crew96 #FullyStaffedUp
02.03.2026 17:11 β
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Sweet baby Billy
28.02.2026 23:02 β
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Please baby little baby Jesus be right again.
28.02.2026 22:52 β
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I donβt give a crap, we Crew Babes and Boyz till death!
Farting KC tonight away: whatβs your predix???
Hit usββ>
#Crew96 #TheMassiveSubReddit #U90CdeezPredix
28.02.2026 16:35 β
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PODS UP, WE BACK!
Wahoo Fam, we're back for Season 5 of U90C! Club talks Portland late losers, different Williams, BBQ, and less!
Get Stuck in!
#Crew96 #WilliamsSmith? #Crew614
23.02.2026 17:02 β
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Game was a let down, but shouts to City Tavern. Absolute favorite place to watch Crew, proper footy spot.
Plus, absolute A+ bathroom decor, really ties the place together!
<3 Get that @supportersupply.co swag fam!
#Crew96
22.02.2026 23:00 β
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22.02.2026 00:47 β
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Weβre back fam!!!
IM SO EXCITED IN SO EXCITED (jessiespano.gif)
Itβll be cumulative over the year to WIN THE GRAND PRIZE.
WHAT YOU GOT??
See yβall at Pint House.
#Crew96 #Abs #MATCHDAYHOORAY
21.02.2026 17:26 β
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Season 4 Finale: ACES STYLE
Club cosplays as the famed @acesradio.bsky.social and covers specific Predix, Stained Glass, Hawt Takes, Pump album, Portland game, airplane exploding fish, and less!
@unclealigator.bsky.social joins the club w/ farther/brother @morganhughes.bsky.social
Get stuck in!
17.02.2026 16:50 β
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PODS UP!
Get more wit the Nor, club hangs with our favorite Kourtney and Paco, talks Memberships, Clown Fears, the Future, Friendship and more!
Membership it up dawg -> nordecke.com
10.02.2026 15:42 β
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A whole lot of these shipping out today.
02.02.2026 20:06 β
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Tommy from @scarvesandspikes.com comes on to talk new (old?) #9 from ATL and winning a Milli-Grammy. New Nordecke Memberships are up..and they're being thrown about as liberally as ever (sike: you gotta pay). All this and less!
Get Stuck in!
#Crew96 #ToastAndTrot #ClockLadyWeNeedYou
02.02.2026 16:02 β
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PODS UP!
You can't "snow-in" friendship. Club bundles up and talks "To lose" JRR, blowers vs shovelers (spelling?), new totally not confusing MLS rules, and our takes on the new Coaches presser. Spoiler: we like!
Get stuck in! But like...not too stuck
#Crew96
27.01.2026 16:32 β
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Cruisemasβ¦.
20.01.2026 23:25 β
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PODS UP!
Issa addresses Crew nation while Haws undresses in Cancun! Club decodes Issa Tall's presser, confuses Martin's and Quinton's, and recaps 100% of the famous movie: Kung Pow, Enter the Fist.
Get stuck in!
#Crew96 #MartinQuintonMartin #CrewPOW
20.01.2026 15:00 β
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Yea but what are the side effects?
14.01.2026 14:49 β
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Yea thatβs what I thought, wrong Martin. Pretzels brain
13.01.2026 15:56 β
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Yea thatβs what I thought, wrong Martin. Pretzels brain
13.01.2026 15:53 β
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Pods up!
We're getting the team back together!
Courtois reunites with his Cup winning Crew 2 team, Boys report for duty, Mort may be a goner, and Issa signs what's left of the Capy's. Get stuck in!
#Crew96 #Crew614 #Capy2CrewsersPipeline #DontLoveThatPreviousHashtag
13.01.2026 14:50 β
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Crew put their bum on the Swedish: Coach talk, Roster talk, Christmas talk, Karaoke talk, and less! Get stuck in!
Also, bummer for Nancy. <3
#Crew96 #TopBananaFOUND #HappyCrewYearFam
05.01.2026 15:51 β
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The Crewcible S1 E2 featuring Tom Reed, the Condor: Crew name new coach and he's an interesting cat
Spotify video
New episode of The Crewcible podcast not posted at Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Columbu soccer aficionado Tom Reed tunes in from the Dirty Garage for a conversation about #Crew96 coaching hire. Also available at Apple Podcasts. Have a nice day.
open.spotify.com/episode/6q5p...
01.01.2026 20:29 β
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Heβll keep a low profileβ¦.(cuz the bed is low profileβ¦Hell yea nailed it)
01.01.2026 17:38 β
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