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Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day

15.02.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6725    ๐Ÿ” 508    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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me too natalie portman

08.02.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s fucking migraine everyday February I guess

11.02.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m blaming the weather for all my migraines this week

05.02.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It went well!!!!!

20.01.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did it. I texted first. Gonna go throw up

18.01.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bombing mines and a volcano and killing the creatures that reside in them

16.01.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I wait for him to text me or do I text him first? Or throw myself off the roof?

16.01.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything

Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything

Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
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01.01.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4232    ๐Ÿ” 346    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

Got Dunkin for breakfast. Feelin like Ben Affleck

04.12.2024 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love the parrot trinket in Stardew but omg shut up

04.12.2024 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about going from drip coffee back to a French press and Iโ€™m so worked up looking at cute electric kettles and French presses

04.12.2024 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to play so much Stardew I forget that Haunted Chocolatier probably wonโ€™t be released in 2025 :(

03.12.2024 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Started listening to the Last Podcasts Dune series. Guess Iโ€™m gonna have to drop out of real life and read all the books

03.12.2024 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a leftist I agree. We have to come together and stop in fighting. We are not each others enemies.

03.12.2024 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not now discord kitten daddyโ€™s playing stardew valley

03.12.2024 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are so blessed to exist at the same time as Madonnas Ray of Light

02.12.2024 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I lived in Cali I would come

01.12.2024 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My roommates cat is my bff

30.11.2024 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shelly Johnson asking Gordon Cole if heโ€™d like pie and Cole replying that heโ€™d like โ€œmassive, massive quantities.โ€

Shelly Johnson asking Gordon Cole if heโ€™d like pie and Cole replying that heโ€™d like โ€œmassive, massive quantities.โ€

My vibes for today

#twinpeaks

28.11.2024 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got a new dress

29.11.2024 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well yeah if I get knocked up Iโ€™m taking myself out

26.11.2024 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love having 3 days off this week. Today was the sleep in day and I just woke up ๐Ÿ˜Ž

26.11.2024 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going to say this Cthulhu plush specifically. My friend Karli loves Pokรฉmon but got this in a subscription box called Nerd Block and showed it to her mom who was like awww how cute is it a Pokรฉmon?!?!
So now Cthulhu IS a Pokรฉmon

25.11.2024 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m thankful for coffee

24.11.2024 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also need a monster

23.11.2024 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only :(

23.11.2024 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had 7 vials of blood drawn today at the doctors like 12hrs ago and NOW Iโ€™m feeling it.
I still have 4 hours left of work until I can go home and pass out :/

23.11.2024 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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