@blooelph.bsky.social
29, They/Them πHere be Lewdity, No Minorsπ Crystal DC Lalafriendly, DMs okay, please don't be weird. Collabs welcome, inquire inside! Primarily F/Trans content, size on side, rare F+M.
Post something random or have an awful October. Or so I'm told.
01.10.2025 00:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus fucking christ.
I got nothing else I can say, that's just insane.
I can't believe some managers have never left the 80's. Next thing you know, they're gonna have someone with less morals crack the software and relabel it as their own to not pay for the license, and then they'll pay more to settle the case than it'd cost to just fucking pay for the product.
01.10.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good idea to get one's face up in there too...
21.09.2025 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I volunteer for this experiment!
21.09.2025 17:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A pose replicated from some art I saw because I though it'd be a neat exercise, and I needed to do *SOMETHING* creative.
#CynNSFW #duskwight #ffxivnsfw
bsky.app/profile/kero... is the source pose for this. I was very inspired.
21.09.2025 04:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A pose replicated from some art I saw because I though it'd be a neat exercise, and I needed to do *SOMETHING* creative.
#CynNSFW #duskwight #ffxivnsfw
Maruzensky (Umamusume) with a white Lamborghini Countach.
Countach x Maruzensky
13.09.2025 04:02 β π 1198 π 346 π¬ 9 π 3Some clean vodka for infusing.
11.09.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grats on 1.6K! Well earned, I think. Here's to an eventual 2K, eh?
08.09.2025 01:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank ya all for 1.6K Let's do this β¨
Follow all steps to be qualified 1.2.3π
Ends 10th September β οΈ
(doing a short one this time as i will open my commisison after)π
To be fair, getting the necromancer title is ass. There is so much you have to contend with going 200 floors deep. RNG giving you nothing but constant gloom floors, the game imploding upon itself, bad wanderer patterns, unlucky luring placement, pomander drought.
02.09.2025 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'mma be real, I feel like stream lore is bunk 98% of the time. If stream lore is genuine lore, then the amount of time between ARR and EW is literally a year. And that... that's absurd. As absurd as Alexandria actually having a child fighting ring that has a 90% mortality rate.
27.08.2025 17:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Make sure to enrich your elf by sucking on her ear tips every once in a while.
23.08.2025 11:33 β π 279 π 79 π¬ 9 π 4this has turned into "i am actually indeed opening emergency gpose commissions" so uh. hit me uppp if ya want
19.08.2025 22:19 β π 7 π 12 π¬ 1 π 2Additionally, as the worse case scenario, popular plugins might get handed off to a community dev who *seems* trustworthy, only to start pushing poison commits when they get the keys to the castle. Just one of the wonders that can happen if you keep carrying on like this.
24.08.2025 05:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unironically, I would not be surprised if the next Mare ends up being a payfor service on top of your sub, for two goddamn reasons: Hosting costs, and making sure you act NORMAL. Truth be told, I was surprised mare wasn't exclusively payfor, since that's a shitload of bandwidth usage.
24.08.2025 05:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Plugins are a double privilege. A privilege afforded to us by SE looking the other way, and of developers consuming passion to bring us something nice. You are entitled to NEITHER. If you can't treat developers like people, then don't be surprised if they decide to stop, or to paywall.
24.08.2025 05:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm gonna spell it out for the people in the back and not be polite about it. If you're sending death threats over the lack of mare to devs looking into making a form of solution because they are not working fast enough, there are pits of hell in which you fucking belong.
24.08.2025 05:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I kinda really hope that people make a program to, if nothing else, allow you to use mcdfs, or act like them without the online component.
It sucks that Mare's going away, but we're tenacious. It's likely another plugin will take its place. Possibly less powerful than mare, but more tight knit.
I agree with all of this. My ass thinks Calamity is honestly kinda terrible tbqfh after playing through it. Over-reliance on worm type bosses, projectile spam out the ass that require micromanaging flight because they nerfed the empress insignia and RoD/RoH, anemic weapons vs bosses...
20.08.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My xiv confession is that I think Krile got screwed over this expac for screentime, and that maybe the scions could actually sit an expac out. What's the point of being disbanded if everyone shows up at the drop of a linkpearl to deal with stuff anyway?
20.08.2025 20:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cyn'd bury her face in there and breathe like it's the only breathable air in existence while putting her tongue to work for the privilege to breathe it.
16.08.2025 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a bit of a derust and to examine the thing now made for the body I use \o/
15.08.2025 06:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0After all, I'm confident that Cynthia can take bigger and heavier gals, being one herself.
14.08.2025 20:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Provide more sensations to help relieve the pressure, of course!
14.08.2025 19:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Damn, that looks great on her!
12.08.2025 09:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this in an exhasperated sort of energy.
12.08.2025 09:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0