Ned Flanders

The shooters grandmother was more upset that the media was calling her grandson a liberal than a murder and told every who'd listen her and her family a maga.

Who needs to plant a bug Derp Fuhrer will tell him everything

Fat on a Hot Tin Roof

Damn you cant even call out an add on Twitter spreading medical disinformation without getting suspended somehow all the racist garbage being said on X isnt hate speech but this is?

I bought a new Samsung Laptop last week for 1/3 of the price of what an inferior MacBook would have cost and I dont regret that purchase one bit I considered switching to a mac because I help my parents on their computers regularly this juat reinforces my opinion i made the right choice.

That's why she's got her house listed for way more than market value. Someone will pay it to keep her quiet and far away from More I Launder Yunior and Diaper Don

Elon musk is a thin skinned shitbag

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I log in less and less it's become somehow even worse than you could have imagined.

Animals know bad people

The Kennedy Space Center Witch Trials

It's a Boxing Day miracle

My feed has been crystal clear all day it hasn't buffered once. My plan is the free one I get from tmobile. This is a billion times better than the Paul Tyson concept of a fight

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All we really care about is if the pop tart mascot sacrifices itself into the giant toaster again

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When you ordered the Independence Day, reboot on temu/wish

Tight pants points?

I'm pumped for Tyler Sheridan's next show on Paramount+ The Ragman of Scranton

He'll still vote to confirm RFKjr

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The people of Greece are lucky to have her

I'm out of hockey masks, but I've got a burlap sack with a singular eye hole cut into it laying around somewhere

Starting over here has been hard, but at least I don't have to worry about seeing an ad like this.

If you're a huge piece of shit but need a shirt to let everyone around, you know just how big a piece of shit you really are bot does Elon and X have the shirt for you.

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Ugggh, I'd need more than $4,000,000 if Kimberly was sexually inappropriate towards me. Just the thought of if is gross enough.

If they complain up the ante next year and get a drum set

Nah, plenty of people who'd benefit from Medicare for all still vote against it because poor people of color don't deserve to be healthy in their eyes.

A biggly, open faced shit sandwich that he ate like a pie in a pie eating contest

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