DylanNextDooor

Just got my MBTI test results back 😏 found out I’m DUMB

@halfmoonjoe.com I think they’re talking about you over on tw*tter

haven’t taken my anti anxiety meds in 24 hrs and feeling feral

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Started writing an essay about how watching The Osbournes reality show as a kid helped me understand my dysfunctional family better, but then remembered the class disparity and was like oh yeah my addict parents were so beyond broke, this actually doesn’t translate well

Picture of silly schedule for the week of DylanNextDooor’s Twitch stream: Tuesday 08/05 - Date Everything Wednesday 08/06 - Baldur’s Gate 3 Thursday 08/07 - Nancy Drew The Haunted Carousel Friday 08/08 - Baldur’s Gate 3

FUN NEW STREAM SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK! IF YOU’RE IN CHAT IT MEANS YOU’RE HOT! (LA STREAMS NEXT WEEK)

Tv plug in games were soooo good 😭

I fear that I may need to make an absolute goblin creature for my bg3 character, watching this dumb big hot guy throw the d20 isn’t clicking the way I need it to

The need to shitpost has been winding down, I think we’re in the clear now

My cat is so much cooler than I’ll ever be

TL cleanse:

Also I’m still having so many sound issues with OBS? Wondering if it’s mercury riggotoni or the microplastics in my brain or if I really am just that dumb

Also still can’t get over the demise of Infinity Nikki, like such whimsical and blissful ignorance we got to enjoy for a couple of weeks

Also, googling “bg3 character himbo” and seeing a LOOOOOOT of twinks and no dumb looking himbos 😔

Idk whether to make my bg3 character a silly little twink or a slutty daddy himbo!! I’m so indecisive!!!!!! 😫

And they say the perfect man doesn’t exist…

Marry Dave, Kill Tex, and Fuck Shorty (bet yall didn’t see that one coming)

In the mood to shitpost but that could possibly end in the next 1-5 minutes, my brain is a wild place

I know it’s not made yet but it’s good to get ahead of these things before they happen yknow

No robux involved tho, if I see any robux bs I’ll start a petition

Can someone make Balatro but for Roblox?

Omg I forgot that this app existed! Who’s up hailing abraxas on this lovely Saturday?

Iykyk #tomb

finishing a nancy drew game is so nice, like so many couldn't even IMAGINE completing a nancy game, you can't even SPELL cerebral

Like, if we only have a few more months until total chaotic wartime we might as well have some fun until then

Had to take a week break from streaming because I couldn’t deal with the corrupt dismantling of democracy happening in real time, but I’ve accepted our demise and now I’m ready to play MORE NANCY DREW!!! 🔎

Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition.

If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.

I’ve never once made it past ante 6 in Balatro, and I truly don’t think I ever will

Switching to a new diet of only Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Almond Milk, trying to get skinty for summer 💅

Changing the title of my stream tomorrow to Goon with the Wind, just wanna see how chat handles it

Ok meemaw, let’s get you back to bed