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The Leave Britney Alone guy but for Marianne

@robesqueere.bsky.social

The handsome virgin of Boystown.

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Got fatter and grew a mullet 🙂

15.10.2025 09:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rebranding as a big dick account watch this spacs

04.03.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Director: So you’re the top in this scene, it’s called “Gag the Fag” so be aggressive because our viewers wanna see a masculine man GAG them. You feel me?
G4P Actor: Gag the fag. Be aggressive. Got it.
Director: Action!
G4P Actor (to his partner): Hey fatty, take off your clothes, let’s fuck😤

22.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the Christmas being merry!!! 😭😭😭

25.12.2024 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I made a gingerbread panopticon

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Not beating the dying first in any military conflict allegations

05.12.2024 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How will this affect the TWICE tour?

03.12.2024 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’M FROM WIGGLESBURG

03.12.2024 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍

27.11.2024 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Watching my nieces without letting them watch TV

26.11.2024 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lana is so ethereal, she’s who I imagine my mother was when she was younger

20.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awooga 😍

18.11.2024 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same

14.11.2024 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Imagining a gay fraternity where the hazing ritual is that brothers get black markers and circle any area that the pledges have that they consider fat

28.01.2024 10:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flirting with a guy by pretending I like Mitski (who I think is a cat)
“I love when Mitski just picks a corner on stage and just starts mewling”

17.01.2024 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish people would judge me not by the color of my skin but by the content of my character (awful).

05.01.2024 08:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Female Trouble is a Christmas movie 🎄

27.11.2023 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Whoever works in UX at Bumble could stand to rewrite this, especially as this was not a new match

06.12.2023 21:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you’re talking to a muscle daddy and he doesn’t have social media because he “doesn’t understand it” 😳🍆

06.12.2023 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Writing a gay modern retelling of King Midas where everyone he touches busts a nut instantly.

03.12.2023 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Consistently met expectations” in my performance review, we are SO back!!!

30.11.2023 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re trying to get in good with management and bottom their way to the top

29.11.2023 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(Describing the concept of emotional labor to my guy friend who doesn’t see the point of therapy)
“And so the emotional proletariat don’t control the emotional means of production and yet they’re forced to sell their emotional labor power to the emotional haute bourgeoisie who”

28.11.2023 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of the underappreciated benefits of extended fasting on Sunday is that Sunday scaries don’t really hit because you’re too busy thinking about food

27.11.2023 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Female Trouble is a Christmas movie 🎄

27.11.2023 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta ask her for some tips 🤓

26.11.2023 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My niece finally passed the marshmallow test 🥳🥳🥳

26.11.2023 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0