John Utke

WTF is a splitting maul? Like an axe? If that's what's he calling it he's already fucked up.

Correction: very funny

I want to repost this but I feel like people will yell at me. I just think it's funny.

Y'all should really use alt text.

Oh wait, AP is already partnering with Kalshi? Fucking hack ass trash "company".

Dumb question, I didn't think AP was a "company", I just thought it was a loose news organization. Does that mean it's extra bad?

It's spelled Nirvanna.

❤️ Queen

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

A lot of respect for this response ❤️

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

❤️

Thanks Eric. I'm in Minnesota and it is awful. I appreciate your support and everything you do to lift us up.

Why is the skiing animation so good though? It's at like 5 fps and looks painful to play but graphically it's pretty impressive. Like whoever did that knows how to ski.

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Yeah, pretty sure this is old footage. Still awful, but that's when they were mostly targeting Hispanic people.

I'm pretty sure that's old footage, we have snow now.

Is that footage from last week's ICE attacks? I live in Saint Paul but haven't seen anything like that today from either Minneapolis or Saint Paul. I know they're coming but I'm not clear if I've missed something already.

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

Jenna Ortega answers “whose your hero?” with “Palestinians” during an interview at an event in Paris.

Lorde whose been pro-Palestinian since 2017 when she was educated on the colonization and violence committed against Palestinians leading her to cancel her show in Tel Aviv lights up her stage with the Palestine colors.

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Wtf Jay. This is a bad post.

Kimmel returns tomorrow.

Fuck you, Donald.

timeline cleanse

Love y'all, but that's two Microsoft published covers in a row. Can we get someone else next? On account of the fact Microsoft is complicit in genocide.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

257. The Commission recommends that all Member States: (a) Employ all means reasonably available to them to prevent the commission of genocide in the Gaza Strip; (b) Cease the transfer of arms and other equipment or items, including jet fuel, to the State of Israel or third States where there is reason to suspect their use in military operations that have involved or could involve the commission of genocide; (c) Ensure individuals and corporations in their territories and within their jurisdiction are not involved in the commission of genocide, aiding and assisting the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide and investigate and prosecute those who may be implicated in these crimes under international law; (d) Facilitate the investigations and domestic proceedings and take action (including imposing sanctions) against the State of Israel and against individuals or corporations that are involved in or facilitating the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide; (e) Cooperate with the investigation of the Office of the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court. 258. The Commission recommends that the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court: (a) Examine, within its continuing investigation in the Situation in the State of Palestine, the crime of genocide for amendment to existing arrest warrants and addition to future application for arrest warrants; (b) Examine the involvement of officials mentioned in this report for inclusion as those most responsible for international crimes committed in the occupied Palestinian territory.

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.

As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.

End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject