Crashed

I forgot I had this account oops.

The Baltimore Crabs were the greatest of all time.

A recreation of urban decay in digital spaces.

I only know Pomona exists because I, due to Logistics Reasons, know that an Ontario, CA exists right next to it and have lost serious time trying to coordinate an international shipment only to realize it's Ontario, California. Not Ontario, Canada.

I find it difficult to refute accusations of fatalism, and frankly, nothing good can come of this

Lol I literally just sat down at my PC with my robe on and thought "I'll take a nice walk tomorrow"

Bountiful

I'm hilariously busy today, and nobody else is, and my boss keeps gleefully distracting me, and it's unfortunately very, very fucking funny.

We need a new kind of bone-hurting juice now more than ever

This smidgen of text has pushed me just a hair breadth closer to Jokerfication. I'm going to go stand outside in the sunlight to reverse the effects.

I'm mouth-harp certified but I'm still working on my harmonica exam

Somehow, I assume Blues Traveler is involved in whatever accreditation process exists

After like five years of silence and almost ten years since we last hung out irl, someone snapped me a selfie captioned "just bleached my asshole" and that's community to me.

I don't have innocent crushes. There is nothing innocent about me. I am full of the violence of desire and want.

Brimming full?

Having a meeting with my needs and we're all gonna talk about you.

Yearning to become a more perfect and simple creature that fully knows its own mind and the world it inhabits.

Mine smells like coffee sometimes :(

it's gettin hot in here
so take off every zig

My other less charitable read is that this kind of open-ended essaying is supposed to persuade one into feeling like they have come to this conclusion themselves

This sounds less like am argument and more like an opinionated Wikipedia article

Haha ahhh shit your avatar makes this perfect

Frodo: That man in the corner, who is he?
Bartender: He's one a them rangers, dangerous folk I hear. At home in the wilds. Dual wield without attack penalties. They can cast priest spells. Sometimes they have animal companions, but that depends on which edition yer playin.

The clattering of the line against the flagpole like one lonely pair of cheeks clapping to an unknown beat

No I hear forklifts

People are sometimes extremely stupid and the phone only makes it worse. I've been called an asshole because they called the wrong number lol

Is this an argument for tradwife shit?

Hope springs eternal bro

Oh jeeze it was FSK? I've been on that bridge a lot

Vagueposts about a bridge are more important than my job actually