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ever since he posted about his favorite roller coaster having the same flight path as the plane crash that killed his parents i've been praying the world would give this man a show. and it finally did!!

a polymarket of "will this user be shot in the head as a result of this post?" with Yes and No. 95% yes. there are polymarket and bluesky logos at the bottom because this is one of the new prediction markets integrated diectly into bluesky posts

anyone else think spoons are lowkey amazing when you need a utensil to eat yogurt with??

An SEC investigator stated in a sworn affidavit that in the days preceding the Sept. 11 attacks financial markets saw a massive increase in trading of United and American Airlines put options, suggesting the existence of a third tower.

(barging into hospital room where you’re cradling your newborn child) Yo should I post “Martin Supreme” or “Marty Supreme is Marty with Sour Cream” Put that shit down and help me motherfucker

sharp x68000 home computer magazine ad (the advertisement is in japanese)

The Sharp X68000 was a Motorola 68K based home computer, sold exclusively in Japan. The last 'quirky' case design before the total dominance of x86 based ATX PCs.

smiling fossil "lets fucking goooo"

just discovered you can double click the format painter button to apply cell styles to multiple cells

I hereby release this into the public domain, destroying your plans to steal this

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I think it is "Fake News"

i'm sneezemaxxing and getting mogged by gesundheitgooners

Babe they got free X-rays at the airport

“Check me out in Father Figures, in theatres this Christmas. Wow” - Owen Wilson, Father Figures

That’s my retirement fund and it’s smart

Quest for Melee: The Bloodied Coins

Thank you

I really wanted those peppers man

a bunch of peppers spilled all over floor of car

eat lunch in car disaster

That's fine. I just like it when the number goes up.

Movies should not be made by me telling AI what I want to see. Once a year I almost drink shampoo because it smells like food. Movies should be made by guys who keep having to google stuff like "how to hide body of farmer who caught me filming on his property."

If I were an army sergeant, I would make my troops draw straws, and tell them if they draw a short straw, they can’t eat any candy in the army. But here’s the twist: all the straws are long straws. Then I would throw a big candy party. This would endear my troops to me and ensure tactical victories.

jeans merged with body decades ago. he is the jeans

hippopotamus 👎
makeapototea 👍

SHARE if you like DRINKING TEA and think HIPPOS should go EXTINCT!

That's a good thing to learn

heel who loudly refuses to wipe his ass

Clavicular has passed away following a corpsemaxxing incident. The county coroner will be autopsygooning later today to determine exactly what lifemogged the late online influencer.

Celebrated travel agent Ron Voyage.