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Posers out tonight. I turn my clock an hour forward every day

go out on a whim a chip of the iceberg a whole other bag of worms got into a scruffle calm as a cucumber got off stock-free get the jest of it happy as a lamb ship of Thesis

i've been putting on a lot of youtube as background noise because I have crippling ADHD and here are some delightful phrases i've heard people use

A lot of anti-vax people are opposed to vaccines

Dancing the “Dr. Steve” Scramble

You never hear about a graced financier

For being a show about “nothing,” Seinfeld did make use of several tried and true plot devices.

Nobody is looking for a video

what a mind? of mencia. what mencia? never mind

air lowkey fire when it comes to breathing stuff

probably fine

I want some ghost bucks so bad

Remember that article about the 60,000 fake people DoD had in their “signature reduction” program? That shit must be completely insane now with AI in the mix

They should make Excel but it has the colour scheme and user experience of the menus in Marathon.

one more hour until I can get back to exploring the regent’s intriguing parallel star economy

REVEALED: How Seth MacFarlane’s One Big Tooth Surgery Made Him Miss His Flight On 9/11

pounding a fifth of wild turkey during my appointment with the nude barber and barfing all over his bare ass

PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.

PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.

(todd Rundgren voice) 🎶 I don’t wanna work / I just wanna forge on my sovereign blade 🎵

they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?

Gotcha. You don't go bankrupt for going to the hospital here but you have to wait twelve hours to get in and 10% of my province doesn't have their own doctor.

I mean it’s basically just the thing you put on your income tax so they know it’s you.

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my social insurance number is 127 803 4438

ahahah

Let's just say I won't be remembering anyone's last names for awhile

Rational. If I wanted to be warm, I'd wear a sweatshirt. Therefore, I want to be cold.

I throw eggs in a pan and smash the shell with a spatula and leave it all in there. I like this. It’s a good breakfast. I eat it while I read the “newspaper”, which is what I call a bunch of Substack articles I pay a guy $500/wk to print out and mail to me every day. I’m a vibe coder at Bluesky PBC.

Pop and Circornstance: Snacks 4 Grads

*glumly resets "Days Since AI Chatbot Convinces Someone To Kill Themself Using Negative Parallelism" sign to 0*

A good office joke is to suggest that it’s Friday on a day other than Friday. Another good office joke is to live in the ceiling.