batboi🦇

That third day HITS and might responsible for my poor showing at the gym. lol

Currently staring at the office wall and working through the urge to smoke my Peterson Bird Guide in the off change I once spilled some form of nicotine on it.

That’s an incredibly long time to be in there, but I’m proud of you for being a real trooper 🫡

I am also, however, missing everyone from back home as I’m now back up north and eight hours away from all of them.

I am also painfully single. lol A good wedding will bring that feeling out.

Oops. 🫠 Whatever. 😎

If you ever get the chance to officiate a wedding when the couple are beloved friends of yours, fucking do it 🖤

So incredibly filled with joy getting to legally join my friends in a financial agreement (of love!), express my love for them and them each other, and see lots of old pals ✨

I’m just a little guy lol

The best part about quitting cigarettes is having one stressful week and needing to quit cigarettes all over again. lol

Yeah, Angela Chao.

Turns out the “immigrant with dubious status that killed a wife with a vehicle” call was coming from inside Elon’s house.

I see that this betrays my nature as an emotional, bleeding heart on the sleeve type boi, who also happens to love having the shit kicked out of them in a pit (or be blasted with sounds so loud and chaotic The Thoughts™️go away.)

Also see: The Hotelier, La Dispute, The Taxpayers, Jeff Rosenstock...

Define your music taste with 8 artists

Every Time I Die
The Mountain Goats
AJJ
Lightning Bolt
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Black Country, New Road
Aaron West & The Roarin' Twenties
Converge

(That's not even touching the electronic, punk, industrial, math, whatever sides of my dumbass music taste lol)

The only good thing I've gotten out of this is a deeper understanding of the brainrot algo being funneled into our old folks.

Overhearing 65y/o+ TikTok is wild.

AI generated baby laughing, AI political misinfo, for some reason the MGS Guard Alert Noise, more AI noises. Always FULL VOLUME.

Ah, yes. The Catholic Gambit™️.

The gym is OFF today. Bad vibes. I’m tired. My body does not want to go for it.

Honestly, how dare.. it? They? Booo

I moved to Apple Music from Spotify and used the app Playlisty for transferring over my playlists. Hasn’t failed yet.

You need a “pro” account for unlimited transfers, but it’s a lifetime $5 cost I think.

Just be careful, there’s two apps, one for Spotify to Apple and another for Apple to Spotify.

Ellen Riley was 29 when she took command of the Nostromo and valiantly triumphed over the Xenomorph that had murdered the rest of her crew.

I’m 31 and have a car payment.

These Conservatives are somehow children despite being between us in age and achievement.

“Don’t write in the paper that I was mad,” but make it about my literal neighbor.

Flipped birds, selfies and stares: A day in the life of Portland’s Cybertruck owner Travis Carter has 1 of the 2 Tesla trucks in all of Maine. He says he's shy and doesn't like the limelight – but when he's behind the wheel, all eyes are on him.

This article will never not be the funniest piece of local journalism I’ve had the joy of reading.

“I’m shy,” says the owner of said (now white wrapped) Cubertruck and Vice Canabis, which has a location in the heart of town sporting a 6 foot high, 8 foot wide neon VICE sign in the front window.

Andrew Cuomo has lost the Italian Jewish vote

It would be a funnier story of Hollywood Quirk™️and the insane way we fund movies, if it didn't involve my beloved TRON and NIN. lol

I’m still shocked they went with Leto after Morbius.

Actually, has he even LED a hit in over a decade??

The existence of the Large Fish Boat also implies the existence of the even more exciting Little Fish Dinghy and that rocks so hard.

Benjamin Button Speedrun (ANY% no clip)

The Dollop Gareth did with Adomian is amazing too!

Caveisel is a real.. specific dude.

1. Fuck The Post (Bezos)

2. Huh, I guess letting the tech elite and AI bros form their own brand of Rationalist Cyber Calvinism based on I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream was a BAD idea.

The larger carnivorous bats are WILD. The Spectral Bat (Vampyrum spectrum) is known to eat birds on occasion, but also OTHER BATS!! They also have an almost meter long wingspan.

“I saw him push a button!”

*video playing with no visible hands*

And those three film scores?

A Clockwork Orange
The Shining
TRON

All bangers, no notes.

We gotta just start turning the cameras off and walking away when one of these guys does a “teaser for the teaser trailer” ass politic.

Oh there’s evidence, but you don’t have it yet, but it’s big, but we gotta wait, but even republicans think it’s big?

Talk to us when something happens, Eric.

YouTube video by Epitaph Records Every Time I Die - "Planet Shit"

If you need some angry, post-2020 protest metalcore, ETID's Radical is banger after banger.

They’re not “lying” they’re making an argument that Biden’s immigration policy was wrong and therefore should be voided fully.

Which.. is worse actually than just being lying assholes.