Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶

Can you imagine what he is doing inside away from your eyes? The Lincoln Bedroom is probably his own personal McDonald’s.

You’re too honest to be a politician.

Reminiscin’ this’n that and havin’ such a good time. Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally golly what a day.

Observing from the North, it’s hard not to feel a sense of impending doom. This weekend may be worth an entire chapter in the history books.

Go Jays!!!

Three puffs of a vaped blue dream and a few ounces of vodka - the world is gonna be okay. The planet has seen this shit before.

Throw in the couch fucker and you’d have a quatrain that poets would be tickling over for two decades.

Folks who think "cats are not loving" have never been loved by a cat.

Here’s video of the incident

Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.

If you asked this question on X you would get an overwhelming positive response.

ABC will edit it out.

Poland!!!

How long before Von Shitzinpants gets butthurt and yanks NBC’s license?

Treat yourself to a week at an all-inclusive. Turn off the phone. Read a book while drinking a ridiculously large blender drink with a little umbrella on top.

I’m Canadian and I know he’s coming for us next. Our only hope - yours and mine - is that the hundreds of officers at that meeting yesterday coalesce and take down the administration.

I’m not holding my breath.

And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗

He’s such an incredible asshole.

Every single word is projection.

"Pretending to like you is EXTRA!"

If only the majority of America had shown u in the first place.

A king is nothing without his queen

It’s gladiator season again, without the free bread.