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Not a time traveling pharmacist from the past who was reincarnated Haven't ruled it out supports civil rights, its objectively the right answer. Donate to manufacturing of my cure for trump derangement syndrome. (Its not a grift promise).

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So those will be the acts ill parody.
Give me some time to cook.

07.03.2026 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great full dive scenes:
Hiro buys dark souls 1.
Hiro plays dark souls hard-core mode
Hiro gets fisted
Hiro goes to the employment office.
Hiro gets called a piss boy.
Hiro likes kids.
"Definetly goblins" (played by GAWBLIN slayer)
think I can get all that in a one shot without getting sued?

07.03.2026 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its also not going to be in order necessarily. Some gags are just better this way trust me. But thats a problem for the editor drone.

07.03.2026 06:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Basically, this show is about to lose any chance of getting a season 2. Its well....dying. But its bad on purpose. Once you get that, you see full dive for what it really. A reality check for those of you who wont just go outside or shut up and pay attention to something besides yourself!

07.03.2026 06:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thing is I have less than 0 dollars.
I may be forced to use ai to voice cast characters.
Id really REALLY rather not and you dont want to hear my useless voice. But....it will expedite the process.

07.03.2026 06:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Im totally writing an abridged script for full dive. On rewatch 3, im laughing my ass off, so much of this show was hated by people entirely missing the point. Its the "last word in realism".
And "reality IS CRAP!"

I cant give you a due date, but I WILL be writing a pilot. Well see what happens

07.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Tropic thunder a movie about 4 idiots who make a movie on a war zone.

And the white hose thought, "that looks like a good idea".

07.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

r/whoosh

@petehegseth.

07.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1729894
Fictional company

07.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ice spotted in a plain white van entering el cajon

I flipped him off

06.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What kind of liquor store cant break a 50 at 2 in the afternoon?

06.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why arent people moving here to work in agriculture. Did something happen?

06.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy would give meth to the troops

06.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets life sentence for child sex crimes Andrew Paul Johnson promised one of his victims money he expected to receive from the Justice Department, authorities said.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

06.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 2729    🔁 1142    💬 224    📌 96

You know when an obnoxious bully gets punched in the face once and runs to the principal to tell.

Thats America right now.

06.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aliens Vs Humans [FULL INTERROGATION] | Post-Battle Confessions
YouTube video by Hooked Conspiracies Aliens Vs Humans [FULL INTERROGATION] | Post-Battle Confessions

Leaked footage of interviews with aliens shows why they avoid earth at all costs.

youtu.be/T_mNJX8kRPM?...

06.03.2026 07:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Closed captions sometimes called her Krispy gnome and thats been her name ever since.

06.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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To celebrate Kristi Noem’s firing today, here is a Minnesota crowd favorite:
"Hey Kristi Noem"
3/5/26

06.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 1263    🔁 453    💬 63    📌 41

Yeah you should of always treated it that way. Pyongyang news is more unbiased and accurate.

06.03.2026 06:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe dont do the thing that began napoleons downfall.

06.03.2026 06:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder where it went.

06.03.2026 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Impeachment, conviction, and removal only work when Congress has a spine.

05.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 10744    🔁 2211    💬 578    📌 175

"They're trying to brainwash you"
-every cult leader ever.

06.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guess its just a suggestion now.

06.03.2026 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He really just said fuck around and find out.

06.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

California did this and all our states worst people hated it.

06.03.2026 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They will still lose

06.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Knights and rooks. How fast can you find it?

06.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We absolutely should regulate video games and regulate companies from having casinos and pay to win products marketed to teens and little kids. Just Google Minecraft drama.

06.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Roblox. Where you can become the next wolf of Wall Street or be Chris Hansens Robin. Or most likely
A product of csam. Take a seat.

06.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0