Dan

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

For those wondering, I died to, of all things, Clank 1 on Aquatos in NG+ because Clank decided to jerk to the up and left instead of forward and ran into a laser, dying instantly...

Couldn't quite pull it off, but I proved I can beat New Game without dying.

Next time I attempt this, I'm gonna pull the deathless run off.

If I'm not back on Tuesday, next stream will be Thursday.

Thanks for watching, everyone!

DanTheEnigma - Twitch Hey, I'm DanTheEnigma aka Twitch's Best Kept Secret. My favorite games are RPGs and card games, but will play anything that catches my fancy. (He/Him; 31)

I'm beating this challenge, come hell or high water.

Live on Twitch with more Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal DEATHLESS attempts.

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More deathless UYA attempts after dinner.

a girl in a purple and white dress is standing next to another girl in a red dress ALT: a girl in a purple and white dress is standing next to another girl in a red dress

Just saw the Umamusume movie.

There were at least three times I could not hide the smile on my face.

Dark Side Of The Ring - Damn Hausen

(from the always amazing aeonlinear)

this cures what ails me every time

Ripping families apart and killing people here who are screaming for their rights wasn't enough for these monsters, so they had to bomb a fucking school.

The guillotine will be too kind for these ghouls.

If you're not LOUDLY mad about this you're not paying attention.

Died in the stupidest place imaginable in UYA tonight, then had a REALLY stupid KH2 rando seed afterwards...

Interesting night tonight.

I'll be back on Sunday with another go at UYA Deathless. Thanks for watching, everyone!

DanTheEnigma - Twitch Hey, I'm DanTheEnigma aka Twitch's Best Kept Secret. My favorite games are RPGs and card games, but will play anything that catches my fancy. (He/Him; 31)

Ratchet makes the hot tag to Qwark, Nefarious is WAY too late to stop him, Qwark comes in like a house of fire, Nefarious just gets his ass kicked and then he takes the Mother F'ing Bomb.

Live with more Ratchet & Clank Up Your Arsenal Deathless attempts.

twitch.tv/DanTheEnigma

more deathless rac uya attempts after dinner.

Head empty. No thoughts. Treat? Treat? Treat? Treat?

A picture of Brian with the text Hey friend, politicians don't love you you shouldn't love them it's weird and embarrassing

DanTheEnigma - Twitch Hey, I'm DanTheEnigma aka Twitch's Best Kept Secret. My favorite games are RPGs and card games, but will play anything that catches my fancy. (He/Him; 31)

Starting early tonight since this is a bit of a long-runner of a challenge.

Live on Twitch with more Ratchet & Clank Up Your Arsenal Deathless attempts.

twitch.tv/DanTheEnigma

gonna do more Up Your Arsenal deathless attempts tonight.

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

I need an artist who wants a job…

**I’d like to work with somebody that I haven’t worked with before and the effort of discovering new artists and giving a lot of people opportunities absolutely no slight to the amazing artist I’ve teamed up with in the past💋

"Denver's hottest new club is Mile High Madness. Cobbled together by a bespectacled Jaguars executive, it's got a fake luchador in a wheelchair. One hit of Spanish Fly. Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy" on loop. Assault with a vacuum cleaner. Multiple broken tables. Toa Liona." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Hell yeah. #AEWDynamite

An adorable raccoon.

Konami, print the Armor cards you cowards.

I think I'm gonna get back into Street Fighter 6 once I figure out how to get one of my buttons to stop sticking.

Might just be an "unscrew it and clean it" thing and then I'd be golden.

fuck EVO go to locals/regionals/other majors, they're literally all better than EVO for everything but the prize money

make friends, play games, discover new games, get excited for your local best at the next major, get into a regional rivalry and drive a state over to crash their bracket, it owns

In order to combat EVO every day or whatever, I am starting a new online tournament called Slowbeef’s Terrible Fight Contest.

- weird game modes like extreme battles!
- break the car in the bonus round!
- dynamic controls only
- fuck everything, street fighter 1, we will make it work!

and @aelitapandaz.bsky.social too. Sorry, only 300 characters to work with. 😅

Those last planets hit hard... Thankfully though, we got the "beat the game sub-4 hours" cheevo done, so next time I do this, I can take my sweet time.

I'll try again on Thursday.

Thanks for watching, everyone!

Also thank you @belleclover.bsky.social and @greenpowerstar.bsky.social for the raids!