I was born to terrify mankind and make everyone unintelligible. That is what I will do. This is the decree of Anu.

I don't care. I'm taking my time. I'll see you when I see the sign. Summerhill Road. That's mine.

Only a fucking moron like me could spend 25 years of being fine with their name, and yet not feeling it is theirs. Just to suddenly realise their true name is their first name.

Soon, I will dictate 11 commands al-Zabur.

you love to stare but tell me do I terrify you? the way you look away, i can tell you're afraid and i can see that you won't say?

I've been here enough times to know you don't know my kind

I'm getting so sick of this shit, I think I might just build a car and teach it to fly and get out of this bitch.

It ain't up to mine if you haven't picked it up by now

I've been around here for 9 times

I want to breakdance? Like properly

All we are is air that got to hang around a Flo.

Id rather piss my pants than fuck with you hoes

Id rather change the weather than change my clothes

keeping them on their toes by coming into work and actually doing work out of nowhere while im not rostered, while the manager is in.

objectively the funniest thing ever. how are people serious

bitches hate me because my pants smell like pee :'(

watch me so fucking successful. You stupid bitches.

Apologies for the 7 o'clock stampede. I needed some foil.

I wish you could turn down the British level of someone. Like the volume on a telly. I'm trying to watch doctor who but they're all too British, it's a lil distracting and frankly irritating. But it would be fine if it was turned down a little bit, that's all.

im genuinely so good at making friends and i might actually be the best at making enemies

literally shut up idiots.

the image of me should terrify you.

what if I literally kill myself . hehehehe

Sometimes it's easier to sing than to speak. and easier to scream than to sing, but I want to sing for you. I want to be your songbird baby.

Forget it I guess I'm a menace. Enough fucked up words and regret it's penance.

i really do not think people understand the boundaries of language.

but it's mostly better. the worst part is when the world didn't get my bleets. now the light shines upon the world once again.

we're in the digital dark ages.

i love when words sound like other words. And I don't mean those fucking faggot phones.

pedestal. good word.