Nathan-

Mark Wayne is one of the most redneck names I've ever heard.

Is a prerequisite for going on the apprentice that you're just a total twat

Lol I built a new toy

Haha, same, but I managed to still wind up with questionable penmanship

That is a very nice capital A

This is actual, literal terrorism perpetrated by Israel against the Lebanese

Oh they're tinkering at things again

I think I need to buy a set of socket wrenches

Ohhh, nope it wasn't one of them. Our town didn't have a uni back then.
And I have a feeling the pub this was in doesn't exist anymore

What is a Scream pub? (Probably not?)

Meta has reminded me of this photo of me, circa 20 years ago. Fucking hell. Freaks me out every time.

No no, I'm done with demolition for now.
I am in a creative phase

Ah, my newfound interest in carpentry makes sense.

Decided I want to Do A Lot Of Things today. Let's see

I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before

Labour is a far right party

I do love a crispy m&m

Omg CLAIRE is back?! #Eastenders

On that, where's good for nice pants nowadays? Briefs etc mainly

Just had an accidental hour's nap.
Had planned to order some pants.

Tattoo booked for Friday teehee

Left my headphones at home by accident so wandering around town listening. People chat a lot of shit

Polly Toynbee, Guardian columnist with weird little beady eyes and a flat wide mouth like a Muppet l.

Polly Toynbee, aka what if they made a Muppet who was a racist old shithead

Why doesn't that surprise me. George is such a horny old bastard

We don't get to see enough of christen Cole's tits either

Rewatching house of the dragon.
Shame that the sexy twin nights both died. Didn't even get to see nips

Some haribo gummy bears and a bottle of lube. Items unrelated

Down't Spar?

I do bloody love a nice charred cabbage

Made a very nice aubergine and chickpea stew/tagine with harissa and tahini chicken for tea.

you are not prepared for the soundtrack