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Al Smizzle

@alzeidenfeld.bsky.social

“I’ll just walk the Earth, like Caine in Kung-Fu. If it takes forever, I’ll walk forever”

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Every once in a while

30.01.2026 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dems have no power currently, only minimal leverage in specific spots. Expecting change from them when they were voted completely out of power is foolhardy.

30.01.2026 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sigh

30.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Be sure you check out the new show on Netflix too!

20.11.2025 23:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@dennycarter.bsky.social all I want to do is send you the video of Jacob’s grand slam in Cooperstown right now.

19.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dammit, Joe

02.08.2025 18:52 — 👍 62    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1

I wonder what percentage of Americans still think that the country that Donald Trump applies a tariff to pays for the tariff?

29.04.2025 16:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Horses…water

14.04.2025 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Farmers are gonna get crushed by Trumps tariffs again this term just like the first time he was President.

Soybean farmers send 48% of their crop to China. Check the states that have the most soybean farmers production here in the US.

They’re going to literally lose the farm.

14.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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New idea!

12.04.2025 21:37 — 👍 329    🔁 51    💬 10    📌 3

Him and his buddies.

09.04.2025 03:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The best.

09.04.2025 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nobody is “gloating” that the stock market has crashed/is still crashing because of the Trump admin’s ridiculous tariff and trade war, you absolute twatwaffle.

We just recognize that you hid for 6 days and then poked your head up to be the local top signal.

09.04.2025 01:09 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Shot Chaser

07.04.2025 14:32 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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New trolley problem just dropped!

07.04.2025 14:06 — 👍 145    🔁 29    💬 1    📌 1

Who TF is gonna have any gains left?

07.04.2025 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Market was at 37000 in early 2021. About to have the last 4 years of gains wiped.

07.04.2025 02:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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After a two day respite, the Trump market crash continues first thing tomorrow morning. Lovely. 😐

07.04.2025 01:09 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 1
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Current NFL draft order.

Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?

24.12.2024 18:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don’t.

14.12.2024 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They were all on the juice

13.12.2024 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If everyone was juicing, nobody was. 😂

13.12.2024 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seen it. Absolutely absurd

13.12.2024 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone in the mlb was on them. Bonds was just better

13.12.2024 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My son asked me who was the best hitter I’ve ever seen and I told him Barry Bonds. He asked why was Bonds better than Mike Trout, Shohei or Juan Soto.

There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move.

I mean…

13.12.2024 18:36 — 👍 36    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 1
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The Week 14 Cheat Sheet is posted in Discord for subscribers. GL this week!

smizzle.tv/discord

06.12.2024 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My best teams on Underdog and DraftKings heading into Week 14.

Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg

02.12.2024 23:29 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All of this feels totally sustainable!

02.12.2024 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Bengals are such a fun team for DFS. Amazing players with great volume on offense, can’t stop anything on defense.

Fantasy carnival.

01.12.2024 18:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“You just don’t understand. Eggs were REALLY expensive for a few weeks.”

30.11.2024 21:58 — 👍 63    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 0