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Bill Hulley

@billhulley.bsky.social

Deckchair rearrangement engineer, onetime audax rider. Bit broken at the moment, being rebuilt by the NHS.

610 Followers  |  357 Following  |  1,831 Posts  |  Joined: 15.08.2023
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Are you channelling any particular Saturday morning childrens TV presenter?

04.03.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a room 101?

03.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My hovercraft is full of eels, obvs.

02.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They appear to want to cultivate their already good reputation for quality products. I'd certainly recommend them.

01.03.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Waitrose magazine editor quits after joke about killing vegans William Sitwell emailed about β€˜hypocrisy’ and suggested force-feeding vegans meat

He has form
www.theguardian.com/business/201...

01.03.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hold the meths

28.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

B

28.02.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snow Saw Guide Black Diamond Snow Saw Guide available at Ultralight Outdoor Gear with FREE UK+EU Delivery, in-depth reviews, tech specs & helpful advice.

UOG to the rescue
ultralightoutdoorgear.co.uk/snow-saw-gui...

27.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not yet own a snow saw

27.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A warning.

All the worst people in the country are now shitting themselves.

The mother of all campaigns is now going to be directed against the Green Party.

It will be an unrelenting smear campaign.

The Greens need to be ready for that - and so does everyone on the left.

27.02.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 630    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 15

My body now has more titanium in it than my bike 😏

26.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like she got bored with being called out, then deleted her original post.

25.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I use some bone conducting headphones on the bike with a loop around the back of my neck. They fit okay amongst the helmet straps, glasses and buff. Pity about the sound quality, good enough I suppose.

24.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know if I had earbuds I’d lose one of them within days. Think I’ll stick with big cans.

24.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking, that looks like a Terry B video 🀦

Usually he rides with the fixed gear messengers who do more insane things.

One thing to note, video is taken with a very wide angle lens which makes everything look a lot more extreme.

22.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only things he could say or do are the things he definitely isn't going to say or do.

21.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You gonna join the RSF?

20.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Potholes filled with muddy water should be sounding liability alarmbells in your Council (emphasis on the word should)

20.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is making a funny face with his eyes closed and the words `` click '' written next to him . Alt: Michael Rosen saying β€œNice” in an exaggerated way
15.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cashmere?

12.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If there's no enforcement the rules are meaningless and we are left with people making their own wildly varying judgements about risk.

12.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was it raining too?

10.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right now (and for the foreseeable) that describes the whole of the UK.

09.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to suggest you move to Wales but I'm sure you could find terrible places to live in all those countries.

09.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bit of a doer-upper

05.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you draw a wig on the cyclist.

03.02.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Check they’re sold with RAM and SSDs now though. People are stripping laptops and selling components for far more since AI demands have forced prices up.

30.01.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Closely followed by solid tyres.

26.01.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing outside of a house Alt: not another one meme
23.01.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon minion wearing a crown and a king 's robe is speaking into a microphone Alt: M0 - Speaker Mute, completely silent during dialing

ATM0

21.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0