Despite our history,
every now and then,
big guy in the attic says something that brings a smile to my face π
@thedevilhimself666.bsky.social
Just spending eternity all up in your details. ThatSatanGuy.substack.com Becoming a follower of Satan... has never been so damn easy. π₯ππ₯
Despite our history,
every now and then,
big guy in the attic says something that brings a smile to my face π
Something we agree on π
18.06.2025 08:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey...
I see what you're doing. ππΏ
bsky.app/profile/cweb...
The way this one listens to every li'l thing I whisper in his ear...
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The way this one listens to every li'l thing I whisper in his ear...
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That's my guy π
22.05.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm Satan.
And I approve of this message.
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No notes.
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Not bad.
But looks like the whole interior could use a fresh coat of white paint to brighten it up a little. Agreed?
π
Crap.
I can't shake this feeling
that my li'l apocalypse party may be over.
God damn me.πΏ
(Again.)
Crap.
I can't shake this feeling
that my li'l apocalypse party may be over.
God damn me.πΏ
(Again.)
Yeah yeah, I can admit it.
Not my best day of evil.
Damn you, Wisconsin.
Damn you straight to me.
πΏ
That's my special guy π
bsky.app/profile/thed...
We're redesigning our brochures down here, and you seem to have a...
flare... for copy.
If we commissioned you, would you be willing to...
sign... a li'l contract? π
bsky.app/profile/thed...
24.03.2025 07:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/thed...
24.03.2025 07:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A picture of Elon Musk doing his sieg heil Nazi salute at the 2025 inauguration rally for Donald Trump, with the image of the devil in a suit behind him and pointing saying "This year's favorite client."
Hi #Elon!
As head of our quaint little operation down here
just wanted to reach out to make sure you've been satisfied w/our service.
We hope this run up to years of success has met all of your expectations.
And now as it's time
to settle out your account
we'd like to thank you
for choosing Hell.π
Why, thank you.
Have to admit, I am pretty proud of myself on this one.
Was feeling like people weren't even sure if I existed anymore.
But thanks to... this glorious glorious movement...
I've a whole new crop of souls committed to me.
The future's looking dark.
And I'm on... π₯ππ₯
Why, thank you.
Have to admit, I am pretty proud of myself on this one.
Was feeling like people weren't even sure if I existed anymore.
But thanks to... this glorious glorious movement...
I've a whole new crop of souls committed to me.
The future's looking dark.
And I'm on... π₯ππ₯
A deal's a deal.
Adam held up his end of the bargain...
although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again...
he was adorably much too eager to even question...
'yeah, but for what?'
π
A deal's a deal.
Adam held up his end of the bargain...
although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again...
he was adorably much too eager to even question...
'yeah, but for what?'
π
A deal's a deal.
Adam held up his end of the bargain...
although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again...
he was adorably much too eager to even question...
'yeah, but for what?'
π
No no no!..
Is my sweet satanic surprise behind the face of an angel, actually turning..
good.. on me?
Amy..
What happened to our "they'll never see the dagger coming as I deeply plunge & twist it into the throats of the working class innocents" plans?
#AmyConeyBarret = π₯ππ₯
youtu.be/fLG6FtGn3yk
@realadamrose.bsky.social
I feel seen.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2QcmSdA/
He willπ
06.03.2025 07:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love pretend indignance.
It's one of my favorite inventions π
I love pretend indignance.
It's one of my favorite inventions π
Although against my personal ethics to officially like posts by Big G in the Attic...
gotta admit, seeing him start to sound all first testament smitey... even against my main li'l d...
gives me a whisp of nostalgia for why I sorta actually used to worship the guy...
Although against my personal ethics to officially like posts by Big G in the Attic...
gotta admit, seeing him start to sound all first testament smitey... even against my main li'l d...
gives me a whisp of nostalgia for why I sorta actually used to worship the guy...