Life of an Old Girl 👴🏻🧓🏻 brandielou

Was very confused for a hot second seeing that it’s, suddenly, 3am. Damn daylight savings. 🙄

08.03.2026 07:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me trying to decide my next move in Pokopia.

08.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you piss off a witch or something?!?!

07.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎶 I never thought the leopards would eat my face. Ooooooh I. Never thoooought the leopards would eat my faaaace. 🎶

~ Kristi Noem, probably.

05.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Felt timely to post this historical gem for some reason…

04.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks!

03.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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The Dow is over 50,0…. Ooooh.

03.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww. That’s really sad. What was the documentary?

03.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

75 years later and we no longer believe in science.

03.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

02.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 2802 🔁 527 💬 65 📌 26

Torque is a kind of wrench and HP is how many hit points your car has. Hope this helps.

28.02.2026 14:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*excitable gay shrieking*

27.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Just leave trans people alone and let them live their lives in peace. My fucking GAWD.

26.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

At this point she’s still too dumb to remember who you are.

25.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Siri recap of this was hilarious to read

25.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Screenshot of a preorder for Pokemon Pokopia

It’s only Tuesday and it’s been a long week. Decided to give in an preorder to make myself feel better.

#pokopia

25.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2026 is the year of the horse

24.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m still floored they were that high in February.

23.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nopers. First time. It takes a lot for me to sit through a movie, lately.

22.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m enjoying the soundtrack a lot.

22.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching it right now

22.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A pension sounds amazing. I’d also like to retire in two years.

20.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two more years and my employment can buy alcohol!

20.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s my 19 year work anniversary today. One more year and I get a cheap watch! (I kid. I actually get a pretty amazing gift if/when I hit 20)

19.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

A few times. My mimic and I DPd him at the end.

17.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Makes sense

17.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To pound town. I pounded that ugly face into the ground.

17.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Morgott the Omen King from Elden Ring

Took out this fucker this evening 🎉
#eldenring

17.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m sorry you’re going through this. I hope you’re able to get some relaxation in, and I hope your mom is in a better mental space 🫂

17.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are such nerds and I love it 🥰

15.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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