Lily Rae

If angels look like this send my ass to hell

Remember this is all your fault. Love, the government x

An illustration of four skeletons at a barbecue above the words "Fightmilk Tour" in spooky letters. The information underneath reads: 26/9: Hope and Ruin, Brighton 27/9: Cavendish Arms, London 2/10: Rock and Roll Brewhouse, Birmingham 3/10: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle 4/10: Mash House, Edinburgh 5/10: Wharf Chambers, Leeds 10/10: Ivy House, London

Reader beware, you're in for some preeeetty big new bangers.

26/9: Hope and Ruin, Brighton
27/9: Cavendish Arms, London
2/10: Rock and Roll Brewhouse, Birmingham
3/10: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
4/10: Mash House, Edinburgh
5/10: Wharf Chambers, Leeds
10/10: Ivy House, London

LINKTR.EE/FIGHTMILK

Yeah but only if it’s your turn with it

Ask not for whom the weevil bolls. He bolls for thee.

Ahh the three emotions - Christmas, Curiosity, Crushing Ennui

Watching videos of police dragging away grannies for holding an anti genocide bit of card, thinking about the time the Met buried reports that one of their officers was a predator, then after he used police ID to kidnap, rape & murder a woman, they then arrested women for holding a vigil for her.

GPSR – What you need to know as an artist or maker on Folksy A guide to the new EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR) and what they mean for artists, designers and makers on Folksy.

The GPSR was also fun to discover, as a band trying to sell shit, do anything, have any hopes or dreams, etc. God forbid someone in the EU gets a papercut on a vinyl cover. blog.folksy.com/2024/11/26/g...

Starring Jessica Lange and Susan Sarandon

Good evening to the guy in my gym with an ankle tag, beating seven shades of shit out of a punchbag. You had the smallest feet I've ever seen on a man.

Today a small child asked me if I was a witch.

Now the undertaker can do his job for fucking once.

I bet Chappell Roan never has to skirt round a big pile of sick in her local post office.

There are precisely three good things about England and they are

1. Ghosthunting with Girls Aloud
2. Danny Dyer
3. My cat lives here

NO IT FUCKING ISNT ALL THE CREATIVES ARE FUCKING **BROKE**

Wow thank you so much for explaining this

I used to really love that film and now i'm just rooting for the ghosts :(

I love football til i remember the England women's rightback earns less in a year than the England men's rightback does in a week.

I've had this recently too. How am I meant to empathise with a guy who so openly hates his wife and kid from the first minute?

Take 60 seconds to write to Ofcom. @goodlawproject.bsky.social have done all the hard work for you!

a peaceful looking woman sitting by a lake with her eyes closed

Me telling myself that a couple of days without a working phone is a good thing actually

The Wicker Man A puritan police sergeant arrives on a Scottish island in search of a missing girl, who the Pagan locals claim never existed.

FYI A lovely top notch cleaned up version of The Wicker Man complete with establishing mainland scenes is on iPlayer now for the next month. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Dune 4: We're Dune It Again

obviously this is free!

Three Cursed Songs, by Captain Handsome 3 track album

Nick's out so I recorded three miserable traditional folk songs! Here are my versions of Hares On The Mountain, Down in the Willow Garden, and I Am Stretched On Your Grave. "Enjoy": captainhandsome.bandcamp.com/album/three-...

I will not use AI while there is a hole in my arse :)

Hi! A horror film festival called Lollapazuzu.

Thanks guys see you in a few months x

This is because I slagged off that promoter that one time isn't it

Enjoy your horse!

How the hell do bands promote shows now? The last two weekends in a row I've traipsed around London putting posters up, spent hours on my phone making ~content~ for platforms that don't show it, stopping just short of bribing people to come. It's not audience's fault, it's just driving me nuts