Daniel Kochanowicz

Hey hey! Ho ho! Chuck Schumer HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!

What a complete failure! You are a fucking disgrace!

RESIGN!!!

“But you know what would make me even happier? Do you? Donald?”

The other attendees breathe a sigh of relief. They won’t have to smell the stink of his full diaper.

You know what would be funny? If the orange pedophile selects his own candidate for NY governor.

“Sorry, Elsie. But no one votes for girls. Plus you’re not pretty enough. We’re going to have Rudy run. He was the greatest mayor of NYC. Now he will be the greatest governor.”

While I can’t say I enjoyed Westworld, I was constantly intrigued by what it was doing, evolving from its initial robot cowboys premise to theorizing about machine morality. I would have loved to have seen one more season.

Yes, too early!

Wait until Thanksgiving, at least!

Stick figures on a watch battery card. The taller stick figure is holding a box up overhead the shorter stick figure that is reaching up for it.

The international symbol of teasing a younger sibling:

A tale of two photos

“Jeanine, is that the second box you opened this morning?”

I’m listening to 80s music all the time!

Walk like an Egyptian…

It’s a little disturbing to see how Hari Krishna followers were the butt of so many jokes on 80s sitcoms. Even on shows you’d think the writers knew better.

I’m looking at you, Golden Girls.

Right up the orange pedophile’s ass!

Driving home tonight from the movies, I spotted a house a few blocks from me that was fully lit up for Christmas.

To make matters worse, the township Christmas lights were up on the main avenue.

No.

Looking forward to you primarying Schumer!

Maybe sooner if we can force him to resign.

Democrats, in the following days, weeks, months, let’s all join hands together and gloat the shit out of this night and rub republican noses into it every chance we get!

#BlueTsunami

Was hoping Colbert would be live tonight.

JD Vance’s brother list his bid to become mayor of Cincinnati by 56 points!

Lordy! I feel so good tonight!

There’s hope!

Thank y’all, fellow progressive Democrats!

Keep voting blue!

Time for you to go.

We want AOC in your senate seat. Not you.

Go!

Interesting exit poll results from NJ: the question was about family finances and 62% replied “Holding steady” which is a good indicator for Shirrell.

Philadelphia TV channel WCAU just did a two minute segment on Jonathan Bailey being chosen as People Magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year without once mentioning he is gay.

Huh. The robot heart finally gave out?

Cuntiest cunt!

“I’m here to declare victory for the U.S.A.!”

Heidi gets Halloween.

In this 21st century digital age of wi-fi and Bluetooth, I have too many clocks around my house that need to be changed manually.

YouTube video by Rosemary Clooney - Topic When October Goes

A layer of melancholy for your post-Halloween blues…

Lorne Michaels would have the orange pedophile on if he could.

Michaels is a ratings pimp.