Doing the Lord's work

Please stop. Let us have our home games, let them have their soccer and cricket.

It's like America's a bus
& an elderly narcissist speed addict
is maniacally driving us off a cliff;

and we're all staring at each other
because 30% of the passengers
enjoy that his driving upsets the rest of us.

No. Actually if my sinuses are bad, I try to cry a little and it opens them up

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

And then mine can't understand why their LGBT grandkids don't visit like they used to 🤷‍♂️

It's amazing how the worst people always find each other.

Packers, Steelers, and Patriots all have a better claim to it anyway. Maybe more.

For a diabetes drug, Jardiance ads use the word "genitals" SO. MUCH.

Listening to Chopin is a great way to remember that people can do wonderful, beautiful things. Sometimes that's difficult to remember.

Those are a popular garnish on expensive cocktails. Very cool!

Poor bastard

And the swastika is a Buddhist symbol of good luck. Not anymore!

The values I was raised with as a rural Christian American have been completely betrayed by rural Christian Americans. I don't want to be any of those things anymore

If only...

I wish my parents understood that

So, I guess my kids are illegal now.

Smart