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Insane Theme Park Merchandise

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Bringing you some of the craziest theme park merchandise ever created. DM, mention, or reply with submissions. Account run by @vinnybel.bsky.social (I will be occasionally posting content from my old account, but will still post new content as it comes)

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I have been assured multiple times that this is real. I still don’t believe it.

06.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Presented without comment.

29.07.2025 17:06 — 👍 4    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy to report that Phantasialand is still selling this shirt.

13.07.2025 14:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wow! Not even close!

03.07.2025 20:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ZAMNNNNNNNNN

08.06.2025 22:26 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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We have Knoebels at home

31.05.2025 20:25 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Some excellent official advice for your next Six Flags park visit

27.05.2025 03:31 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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A decent concept ruined by abysmal AI generated graphics

18.05.2025 12:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RARE!!! Vintage Y2K Top Thrill Dragster Coaster Tie Dye T-Shirt Cedar Point EUC | eBay This vintage Y2K Top Thrill Dragster Coaster Tie Dye T-Shirt from Cedar Point is a rare find for any rollercoaster enthusiast. Made by Coaster Gear in the 1990s, this black shirt with a graphic print ...

Source if this is something you're into.

www.ebay.com/itm/31653064...

07.05.2025 00:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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OK this shirt is fine and good. But the back...... I'm not gonna say what it looks like but... there's no way I'm the only one thinking it...

07.05.2025 00:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I think that’s a little bit off

29.04.2025 17:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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THERE IS NO CURE

24.04.2025 01:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what

17.04.2025 00:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tag yourself I’m the nonspecific scary-faced snow monster

02.04.2025 18:22 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2
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Please enjoy this absolutely horrible commemorative Kingda Ka merch.

29.03.2025 19:10 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Another weird 80’s Figment shirt has been found‼️

19.03.2025 17:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Epic Universe is officially a go

26.01.2025 22:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ew

18.01.2025 17:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spotted this at Six Flags America in 2018

17.01.2025 05:37 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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I cant lie these are kind of hilarious

25.11.2024 19:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Figment branded mints “Fig-Mints”

Figment branded mints “Fig-Mints”

23.11.2024 15:10 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Always a fan of this horrible thing

12.11.2024 18:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guess they don't need these anymore after removing the All American Triple Loop shoulder harnesses.

09.11.2024 20:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A very ugly t shirt from Canada’s Wonderland which boldly exclaims “RIDE IT HARD OR GET OFF!”

A very ugly t shirt from Canada’s Wonderland which boldly exclaims “RIDE IT HARD OR GET OFF!”

Why should we have to choose?

07.11.2024 19:26 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Allow me to welcome you here with a set of Thorpe Park condoms.

06.11.2024 15:52 — 👍 15    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0