Jonesy

I got mad because I thought this was about the Advanced Placement tests. When I realized it’s the associated press I got even madder!!

Commander Data, send Wesley for my evening robe and flute. I’m leading the away team.

YouTube video by dabat Blind date with Janice. , I FELT IT, WE GOT CHEMISTRY

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me, an intellectual: instead we should find the youngest gerontophile

20 year old, not catholic but a big fan of jesuits, and maybe I’ll be a lawyer me would be losing his shit right now

My 8 & 10 year olds do this. Unfortunately a very high percentage of my high school students are in their “but ChatGPT says drivers licenses are optional” era

A very old (but not very good) friend of mine approached me at a party and let me know he had taken my picture and video and how cool is that. I told him I’d punch his face if he didn’t take the stupid spy glasses off and now we’re not friends anymore

It's no wonder then that so many of us want these humans simply disappeared. And they are humans in case you need reminding.

They aren't a threat so much as they are an indictment.

Look at what we allow.

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And his zoom name probably isn’t “buttf—er 3000”

They’re all libs. It’s an anti-tea party group

Getting increasingly heated that the burger guy doesn’t know about the viral new “pro-lap-say” burger because I’ve only ever seen the word in print

My kids were very very excited for the Olympics this year and it took about 3 minutes of interacting with peacock to kill it completely

Love a double dipping hustle king

my power company recently sent out a notice about lowered rates. our savings? ONE DOLLAR

A MONTH

Titus is also good and I’ll die on this hill

Check out the Song Exploder podcast episode with Seal about the song. It … sort of … answers some questions

Pootie Tang (2001)

TWO Lipa’s? Awooga

Sure, ChatGPT can write a better essay or an email than a 10th grader, but in school the out put is less important than the ability to grapple with big ideas and social interactions and get better at doing them

Part of why AI is being pushed so hard to schools is not because it actually works or helps, but because the companies want our young people to be as skill-less as possible and desperate to pay for AI to cover for them

RETVRN

But still, lots to think about in terms of disconnection from the people we love and who exist in the same physical space and breathe the same air

My tenth grade classes are reading F451 right now and I want to make comparisons to the parlor walls, but the slop Mildred was consuming all day makes most of our vertical video slop seem positively erudite in comparison

The cartographer was targeting you personally with the omission

Print it out and grab some crayons. Get crackin!!

When he was 3 my kid convinced my mom that he LOVED “E.T.” but what he really loved about it was staring at the screen with a rictus grin silently weeping at the parts when ET is sick and dying, so that she’s give him ice cream to calm down

free the nipple?

My letters of recommendation for my high school seniors have gotten a little less high academic and a little more “let me put you on lil bro’s many gifts”

Erasure by Percival Everett

Fartologist has an undiagnosed wheat allergy