𝕆𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 𝕏-𝕣𝕒𝕪

OK then, remove the "w" and nothing else changes.

Irony so thick it's tangible.

Funny, they've said that about every generation since the 60s... have you considered that you're just older and falling for the same shit that the rest have? No, of course not...

Perhaps if the generations prior to theirs hadn't made it a walking hellscape in which to gain employment & socialise, and had raised them "better", you wouldn't be pissing and moaning about "the youth of today" like your forebears were about your generation, and theirs about them... ad infinitum

Talk about damning with faint praise, Rob...

Nothing more sociable than ageing out of relevance and pissing about tweens on social media, eh, Phil?

Well done, Mansfield, you're bullying children.

We could also put them out of the Champions League if the draw falls that way.

Battle? The only fight I can see was Porro versus the furniture.

Fight the furniture ✔
Fight relegation ❌

Objectively fucking hilarious.

Fight the furniture, but don't fight relegation, Pedro. That'll do it, you melt.

Mikel Heartetattack? ... Fuck you. You don't try with your drawings, I tried with this.

WE LOVE YOU, FOREST, WE DO! OOOOOH FOREST WE LOVE YOU!

Sketchy game, great result, three points, ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL and FUCK YOU MAN CITY!!!!!!!!

OH WHAT A NIGHT!

But also piss and moan if they get a stern look from the ref for a blatant foul of their own...

Closer to goal and more of an attacking threat...

Done on the wing by Martinelli, trips and shoves him to stop an attacking breakaway... card stays in the pocket. Mosquera sneezes? 🟨!!!

Gabriel is ON ONE this evening.

Cheers, Bart! We'll take that to settle the nerves. 1-0 TO THE ARSENAL!

I saw Deacon Zoo do a pretty serviceable cover of "Dignity" at the miner's welfare, considering they were wearing animal masks.

Fuck you Pedro Neto
Fuck you Liam Rosenoir
Fuck you Chelsea
Fuck you every Chelsea fan (apart from my mate Drew who has to buy my breakfast now)
Fuck you Darren England
Wuv you linesman
Wuv you David Raya
Wuv you Arsenal
💖🤍

Blimey. Incredibly offside, thankfully.

YouTube video by Feeder Feeder - Buck Rogers (Official HD Video)

WE'VE GOT A GOALKEEPER

LEAPS LIKE A JAGUAR

HE'S GOT SHINY TEETH

WE'VE GOT DAVID RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA

Fuck off with not playing advantage, ref, you fucking walnut.

Another red card for Chelsea. Shocker.

Off you pop, you cheating, moaning cunt.

I would also accept dunking two or three more on their headtops.

Fuck off with your VAR pish, Rosenoir. 2-1 TO THE ARSENAL!!! Sanchez is a fuckin' numpty n'all.

Fucking abysmal officiating.

Indeed.

New source being located at half time, hopefully.