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Goddammit, Dutch, what other errands do you have us running for the D.A.!?

There's a pun with "semi" and "simian" in here somewhere, I'm just not smart or motivated enough to put this particular jigsaw together. Please come up with a really good pun involving those two words, and then give me credit for it.

“Are reactions to temporary shifts in strategy ruining sports writing? How the push to drive engagement has moved sports publications toward hyperbolic reasoning and predictions of an unlikely future.”

One nil to the Arsenal! Ezeeeee! (Sorry for the delay, I was on a plane. Better tell my wife I've landed now...)

And a pox on whomever first spelled "autumn" like that. Chicanery of the highest order.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

I fucking knew it.

Thank goodness they’ve got wifi on the flight. I don’t deserve a break from This Shit.

I *just* watched an old video yesterday that started off by saying "Iceland is the only country on earth that has no snakes or mosquitoes". How grim.

I am still doing things that would be considered "crazy" if I was running for office, but since it's not overt Nazism, I think I'd get away with it.

It worked for David Cameron...

I'm very much already part of the database here - work for the government and have already been arrested, so I forget that others need to be more careful.

Completely understood. I realised my error after asking.

(I understand why that means not sharing them also)

I approve, not that you'll be concerned by my approval, naturally, but good vibes

Lantern tattoo on a pasty calf

I would like to learn about your tattoos. I have a sick tattoo myself.

They were called the "National Socialists" so they're definitely the same!

The white guy is probably a Nazi, but the other guy who actively wants to make things better for working class people like me has a name I can't spell without help, so... WHITE NAZI, PLEASE!

Sean Connery and Billy Connolly made careers out of just sounding like themselves.

Scottish and Irish people deserve special dispensation to sound amazing in any media.

... Even if he removes it, apologises and makes amends, he should still never hold office. Politicians these days can't "not make it about them", apparently, so he'll probably do the "cancel culture" thing and make everything worse.

He has proven himself unfit to make good decisions that aren't clearly not prejudicial to vast swathes of the public. He should never take elected office. The problem now is that he can't shake the Nazi tag, so he'll probably be adopted and endorsed by the right...

I have a tattoo that refers to Wyndham Rotunda (Bray Wyatt from the WWE). If he turned out to be a Nazi, I would have it stricken from my body the moment that it became known. If I couldn't afford to get it covered or removed, I'd never wear shorts in public. (It's on my calf.)

I'd still see him as the "war buff" who proudly rocked his Totenkopf, rocked it - taps aff in public - and didn't get it removed until it became a problem for his own advancement.

YouTube video by fionafineass H2O What Happened

youtu.be/c1kgZLgWpb8?...

I am not a smart football thinky man, but I really liked in the first half that we were taking shots quickly and seemed to dwell less on the ball. That made me think that we were going to score goals. Then, in the second half, we scored lots of goals, which was good and I think the game was good.

That's OK when it comes to a cheesy movie from the 90s. Not so much when it's about Nazism.

I used to "ironically" like Street Fighter: The Movie, but it wasn't really ironic, I just really liked it and other people didn't, so I fooled myself into thinking it was me being camp and quirky about something bad - No, I just really like Street Fighter and I am no longer ashamed to admit it.

I absolutely loved it back in the day. We got a good amount of US sitcoms here in Scotland in the 90s and 00s, but Scrubs really stuck with me.

I love the multi-lingual Amazon interviewer. She is mint.