Fuck you Pedro Neto
Fuck you Liam Rosenoir
Fuck you Chelsea
Fuck you every Chelsea fan (apart from my mate Drew who has to buy my breakfast now)
Fuck you Darren England
Wuv you linesman
Wuv you David Raya
Wuv you Arsenal
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Fuck you Pedro Neto
Fuck you Liam Rosenoir
Fuck you Chelsea
Fuck you every Chelsea fan (apart from my mate Drew who has to buy my breakfast now)
Fuck you Darren England
Wuv you linesman
Wuv you David Raya
Wuv you Arsenal
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Blimey. Incredibly offside, thankfully.
01.03.2026 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
WE'VE GOT A GOALKEEPER
LEAPS LIKE A JAGUAR
HE'S GOT SHINY TEETH
WE'VE GOT DAVID RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA
Fuck off with not playing advantage, ref, you fucking walnut.
Another red card for Chelsea. Shocker.
Off you pop, you cheating, moaning cunt.
I would also accept dunking two or three more on their headtops.
01.03.2026 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck off with your VAR pish, Rosenoir. 2-1 TO THE ARSENAL!!! Sanchez is a fuckin' numpty n'all.
01.03.2026 17:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fucking abysmal officiating.
01.03.2026 17:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Indeed.
New source being located at half time, hopefully.
Wankers.
01.03.2026 17:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me too, but that's because I've got Glen fucking Hoddle on co-comms.
01.03.2026 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Get it ROOOON YE! 1-0 TO THE ARSENAL!
01.03.2026 16:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/orbi...
22.02.2026 19:52 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Viktor Gyokeres has scored more goals in 2026 across all competitions than any other Premier League player, with eight of his 15 total goals for the Gunners coming this calendar year." [BBC]
22.02.2026 19:29 β π 80 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0Mikel Artreta has the highest win rate of any manager to take charge of 20+ London Derbies (60.8%). (Squawka)
22.02.2026 18:53 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1What it means.
22.02.2026 18:53 β π 502 π 43 π¬ 16 π 6
Mood rn !
Thanks Arsenal β€οΈ
Lovely map of London there
22.02.2026 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
22.02.2026 18:38 β
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Gyokeres... Flat track bully. Smashing two against relegation fodder π
22.02.2026 18:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUUUICK YOU! 4-1 TO THE ARSENAL! GYOKERES AGAIN!!! X
22.02.2026 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't call him that, he's changed his ways and done better for himself. It's unkind to label him that way
22.02.2026 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Genuinely fucking hilarious how much I hate Spurs and love seeing them lose to the Greatest Team in London.
22.02.2026 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
WE'VE GOT A GOALKEEPER
LEAPS LIKE A JAGUAR
HE'S GOT SHINY TEETH
WE'VE GOT DAVID RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA
DAVID FUCKING RAYA I LOVE YOU!!!!
22.02.2026 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Incredible πππππ
22.02.2026 18:06 β π 51 π 15 π¬ 0 π 2This is the finest bantering I've ever seen.
22.02.2026 18:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HE FUCKING HATES TOTTENHAM!!!! EZE EZE EZE!!!!!
22.02.2026 18:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm 6' 6", when I was at uni, the politics professor picked on me. I asked her why she was singling me out when I'd done nothing wrong. Her reply was "You're big, you can take it."
22.02.2026 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Superb hit from just outside the box. Somehow he found himself in oceans of space and was able to take a touch and size up the shot, but the finish was excellent.
2-1
EMPHATIC FUCK YES.
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID YOU ASSHOLES.
