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Shawn the Unicorn 🦄 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺

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🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Cis-male. Progress, not perfection. Son. Husband. MoFo Unicorn. QUEER. Pagan. Messy Flirt. He/Him/Bitch/Gurrrrrl #BLM #TLM NSFW 18+

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Bloop

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Every accusation is a confession

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Enjoy

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What’s his Grindr profile name? You KNOW he has one.

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TEAM CUBA.

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If you change your mind. It’s near my waist in parts. I can spare it.

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TikTok - Make Your Day

The comments tho…

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I could overnight you some.

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Lovely.
Here’s a current pic of our back gardens…. 😂

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Wooooohoa

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Uma Thurman.

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Im praying this was a reproduction of a child’s colouring

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📖 🌈

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Oh boy!

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😝 coulda been worse. The pic right behind Laurie was….

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No cheating: Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

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Rub it with a gold ring

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LMGAO

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Maybe I need to be spanked.

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I thought Bill O’Reilly was dead… then again…

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Soo scrummy

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We take our Canadian Tuxedos very seriously here.

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