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@unicornshawn.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ CIS-MALE. Progress, not perfection. Son. Husband. MoFo Unicorn. QUEER. Pagan. Messy Flirt. He/Him/Bitch/Gurrrrrl #BLM #TLM NSFW 18+

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Latest posts by unicornshawn.bsky.social on Bluesky

Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account.

07.12.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Or. OOOOOR… Have you grown?

07.12.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ive been a bad boy

06.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely love it!!!!😍

06.12.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rain.

06.12.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im ready to be ginger bred.

06.12.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman wearing sunglasses with a red nail polish ALT: a close up of a woman wearing sunglasses with a red nail polish

Just have someone play in it…,

06.12.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kinda embarrassing for us both, that you have to ask…

06.12.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you mad?! It’s Furfection!

06.12.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just going to assume that these are also available at Home Depot. Right next to the moulding appliquΓ©s and the metallic spray paints.

06.12.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that an Advent Yule Log?!?!

06.12.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I vote no. From experience, it’s never right. But if you really want to try. Get a temporary dye that washes out in a bit

06.12.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Baller!

06.12.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know he has his flaws, 🀭 but DAYAM! That is one top tier β€˜Get out of jail’ card! ❀️‍πŸ”₯

06.12.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with red hair is wearing a white top ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a white top

Oh hun… ain’t nothin normal about you.

06.12.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tie is making a funny face in a kitchen . ALT: a man in a tie is making a funny face in a kitchen .
06.12.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re a little small

05.12.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all!!!!! LMGAO

05.12.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG!!!

05.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um

05.12.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zipples!!!!!

05.12.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What was the cost to America for this

05.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character wearing a green hat is standing in the snow ALT: a cartoon character wearing a green hat is standing in the snow

Snow you say? I love catching snow on my tongue.

05.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoe. Hoe. Hoe. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

05.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can he be my next Uber?

05.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes… when my glucometer alarm goes off with a low blood sugar, I pretend I hit a snooze alarm… just to see what happens. Like how low can I go.

Don’t wake me up, Im sleeping here!!!!

To date. The record is 2.6

05.12.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to mind their damn business.

05.12.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Diabetes is homophobic

05.12.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot . ALT: a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot .

The absolute crush of reality.

I was dreaming I met Annie Lennox, in a parking lot next to a theatre here in Halifax. (Only two weeks after having met Cyndi Lauper at the same location) had a lovely chat. Took a photo.

Then… I woke up. πŸ˜‘

If you need me I’ll be at the parking lot.

05.12.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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