It’s literally illegal to be staring at a computer screen working when it’s 70 degrees in early March
09.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s literally illegal to be staring at a computer screen working when it’s 70 degrees in early March
09.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0AI coding really is a game changer – I've suddenly gone from having 5 half-finished tickets to 50 in just a few weeks.
06.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In This House
We now pronounce GPU like “G’Poo”
Oh hey, that’s my grad school bud :)
12.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My stylist’s astrologer friend says It will happen on 2/17 which is both Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras so a lot of us don’t even have to plan for an extra party
06.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Every time I think Democratic leadership couldn’t disappoint me more they find new ways to prove me wrong
30.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Commentating on each toddler whacking the piñata like it’s the Olympics
17.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RESIGN AND LET SOMEONE WITH A SPINE TAKE YOUR PLACE YOU USELESS WET NOODLE
09.01.2026 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...”
A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today.
lithub.com/renee-nicole...
As someone who’s been trying to do what I can to help here in my own neighborhood today’s news was hard enough but finding out the victim was a mom of a 6-year-old who was in the car with her wife makes it nearly unbearable
08.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0On the newly extended 93! Truly incredible that there’s a bus that takes me pretty much directly from my house to my in-laws’ doorstep
03.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Iykyk
Happy new year!
Merry Christmas to all of us staying home with the flu 🤧
25.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0This thing is going to kill us in our sleep
25.12.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I shit you not my mother sent my 3-year-old a reborn doll for Christmas someone get this thing out of my house
25.12.2025 01:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Parenting pro-tip (aka thing I accidentally discovered today that worked): keep the kids occupied while you’re wrapping by having them make and decorate gift tags for each present
24.12.2025 16:43 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tell me when!! The reason I hadn’t tried it yet is that it’s oxtail bone broth and Laura doesn’t do beef..
21.12.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Finally tried out Han Bat today and it was exactly the right soup for today’s weather. There’s no way a cash-only hole-in-the-wall that’s literally only served variations on a single broth for 20 years isn’t going to be good but it was even better than expected 🍜
21.12.2025 23:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still thinking about how my 5-year-old named his new stuffie Cheesy S’mores
21.12.2025 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my entry for chicagoshovels.org — “ABOLISH ICE”
Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow
chicagoshovels.org
Heads up, they’re back
16.12.2025 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the day of the year I thank the Hebrew goddess for the invention of the food processor
14.12.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😱
13.12.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a minor identity crisis over not being able to find a single knob of ginger in my freezer
13.12.2025 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Letting my younger one play Gris on the switch because 3.5 is old enough to learn about fighting your way out from grief and depression
29.11.2025 22:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Raising a prayer of thanks to the Midwestern weather gods that we don’t have to worry about fridge space tomorrow with the forecasted deck-fridge weather
25.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: Whoa!
L: I don’t need any more gay sheep facts
*Dialing 911*
Hi, I would like to report my own murder
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...