Photo of an orange cat looking amused. It is captioned “Jorts may be a 10, but today is a zero” it has a breaking news chyron that says “What has gotten into him today? -Coworkers”

Days since a trash can mishap: 0

This was a long time coming and it was a REALLY GOOD mishap bahahahaha full statement to follow

a white cat is laying on its back on a carpet . Alt: A white cat lies belly up, its front legs stretched above its head, opening and closing its wittle pawses one after the other.

Okay I just learned that the Dutch word for a cat's paw is "kattenpoot."

And if you think that's too adorable to be real, the plural is "kattenpootjes."

Why are you not HIPPO compliant

Saying "Dairy Products" but with the same moves and inflection as Ursula when she says "Body Language"

Lol this book literally arrived last night. We might be going through it together in my dbt group!

I haven't finished that book, but it was required for my trauma class, and I'm working on it again! I want to actually read the whole thing!