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Colin Kearney

@fauxcult.bsky.social

Furniture restorer, indie rocker (derogatory), wife guy, football apologist, Ramona stan

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Jeezo! FIVE? Fond memories of recording my vocals in a cupboard under a duvet

20.12.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01 - St. Elmo's Fire
YouTube video by ζ›ΎδΏŠιŠ˜ 01 - St. Elmo's Fire

I was introduced to this via Portastatic’s cover version, which features a ripping solo from Ira Kaplan iirc

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tX-W...

13.12.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Autumn Trash, by Jutland Songs 5 track album

With all the Spotify discourse, it made me think of our EP which isn’t on streaming; I have no idea if there are any physical copies of this left but have a look and a listen, why not? Not too late for this to become a contender for yr EOTY list πŸ€ͺ

jutlandsongs.bandcamp.com/album/autumn...

05.12.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*scrambles for dictionary*

24.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good stuff! It’s gotten crazy expensive (oh, I wonder why) - went to preorder the Hyper Enough mug and it was $100 for shipping, so had to pass; nothing funny about that 🫠

20.11.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gig poster for Jutland Songs, Fountain Road, The Mary Column and Comber, who are all playing on Thursday 4 December at the Old Hairdressers in Glasgow. Doors are at 7pm and tickets are Β£8 plus booking fee in advance from wegottickets.com or Β£10 on the door on the night. The poster is decorated with Vikings in various poses from a Letraset sheet from the 1960s.

Gig poster for Jutland Songs, Fountain Road, The Mary Column and Comber, who are all playing on Thursday 4 December at the Old Hairdressers in Glasgow. Doors are at 7pm and tickets are Β£8 plus booking fee in advance from wegottickets.com or Β£10 on the door on the night. The poster is decorated with Vikings in various poses from a Letraset sheet from the 1960s.

This will be the only gig I play this year, so I’ve made sure it’s going to be a doozy & booked a bill that I can’t quite believe, it’s so good. Mark yr calendar! Tell yr pals!

12.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Striding bravely towards utterly bland irrelevance πŸ‘

14.11.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gig poster for Jutland Songs, Fountain Road, The Mary Column and Comber, who are all playing on Thursday 4 December at the Old Hairdressers in Glasgow. Doors are at 7pm and tickets are Β£8 plus booking fee in advance from wegottickets.com or Β£10 on the door on the night. The poster is decorated with Vikings in various poses from a Letraset sheet from the 1960s.

Gig poster for Jutland Songs, Fountain Road, The Mary Column and Comber, who are all playing on Thursday 4 December at the Old Hairdressers in Glasgow. Doors are at 7pm and tickets are Β£8 plus booking fee in advance from wegottickets.com or Β£10 on the door on the night. The poster is decorated with Vikings in various poses from a Letraset sheet from the 1960s.

This will be the only gig I play this year, so I’ve made sure it’s going to be a doozy & booked a bill that I can’t quite believe, it’s so good. Mark yr calendar! Tell yr pals!

12.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a minute since I’ve listened to it tbf!

10.11.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This song always gave me the creeps

10.11.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a pink and blue menu for Roxy's Diner

a pink and blue menu for Roxy's Diner

a red and cream menu for Lenny's Diner and Pissery

a red and cream menu for Lenny's Diner and Pissery

a red-toned menu for Six Kitties Cafeteria

a red-toned menu for Six Kitties Cafeteria

a green and purple menu for Lucky's Cat Food Cafeteria

a green and purple menu for Lucky's Cat Food Cafeteria

hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks.

please share! more info downthread!

26.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Great title!

31.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking love Das Damen. Only band I ever got into via a live album

31.10.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He just made a comment about our support that was poor, even by his standards

14.09.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Four, if you count Chopper Dave

01.09.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks, pal! I simply love to dissect the past and I should STOP

17.07.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, going back to the original question but attempting not to be too self indulgent, I think Eska leant too hard into instrumentals latterly, and for my songs at least, I should’ve tried harder to write vocals

17.07.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, no! I just thing you’re famous by my metrics

17.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sez you…

17.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coming from the right place but a clunker; imo, of course!

28.06.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A song that should have been quietly abandoned a long time ago

28.06.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely think it lends a different colour to this record but it might just be all in my head

19.06.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Eska - The Case Wrapped Up (2001)
YouTube video by k1d Eska - The Case Wrapped Up (2001)

Sorry to stick an oar in, but I just discovered some legend put up our last record up online recently. Haven’t heard it in an age. Guitar nerd note: I used 13 gauge flatwounds on my LP Special for this recording session despite never using them before or since

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAGc...

19.06.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No way! I was just spitballing…

29.05.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wonder if Dave Sim ever saw this cartoon πŸ€”

29.05.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know he’s not everyone’s pint of VB but Ange boiling industrial quantities of pundit piss is extremely funny to me

22.05.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says go-go eighties like acts on TOTP with monitors on their Nords checking out the NASDAQ

11.04.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I was way off base! I sure know how to pick my moments 🫣

30.03.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I experienced quite a bit of this back in the day, and the one time I decided not to be jerked around & stand my ground, it was ill advised, as they turned out to be sweethearts (Fucking Champs)

30.03.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0