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Joe Mason

@eelobrien.bsky.social

Burn the calendars! Anachrony now!

77 Followers  |  80 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024
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In the MFK game, Melania and Stormy made the wrong choices.

19.02.2026 11:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's talking about Turning Point, right?

09.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Trump posts about what he saw at the Super Bowl halftime, I'm assuming that he wasn't watching the Turning Point show beause it was so shitty!

09.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck you too, Pedophile Protector!

14.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An asshole named Jonathan Ross

08.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jonathan Ross killed Renee Good.

08.01.2026 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ICE kills.

07.01.2026 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do FIFA Peace Prizes mean nothing anymore?

03.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"Quiet, Piggy," she whispered as she smothered him with a pillow.

20.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's forever blowing Bubba

15.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today will be a day for Dick pics and shooting a load in the face

04.11.2025 13:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm taking that Trump video as admission that he's full of shit.

19.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Unsubscribed from Disney+ for their cowardly capitulation. We only had it for new episodes of Doctor Who, and I felt bad about giving money to the mouse.

22.09.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No need for the bug boxes.

Any of those wondefully crappy Rock'n Amps?

18.09.2025 10:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My money says that Ronny Jackson watches a shit ton of trans porn.

18.09.2025 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This will be the winter of snow shovels with Fuck ICE painted on them.

15.09.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time a bell rings,
An angel gets his wings.

Every time a right-winger gets killed,
An infernal imp gets his belly filled.

12.09.2025 10:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not favor gun violence. It would have been equally funny if Charlie Kirk died from COVID, influenza or polio.

11.09.2025 11:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not Halloween but it's still early enough to start thinking about Fuck ICE ornaments for the Christmas tree!

03.09.2025 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does all this talk about the Epstein files make Trump wistfully recall his coke-addled, child-raping Bret Easton Ellis Less Then Zero phase in the 80s?

18.07.2025 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ICE is racist, and unfortunately you can't seem to shame racists for their racism

09.07.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How soon before Trump encourages pregnant women to use thalidomide?

22.06.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Donald Trump" sounds like a Don Martin sound effect for eating a bowl of buttered noodles too quickly, gagging and then swallowing the lump quick and painfully.

15.06.2025 13:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be glad to know that many undoubtedly have called him Steve Balls.

04.06.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

David Thomas and Gagarin passed during the making of the upcoming Pere Ubu album. Steve Albini passed with the final Shellac album. Fortunately, the Mekons survived their latest.

08.05.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's about time for retiree punks to play more day shows.

07.05.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice! Pink Martini's take on Bella Ciao just came up on the playlist at work!

06.05.2025 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

During this Meta boycott, I find myself occasionally tapping the Facebook or Instagram apps without thinking about it.

06.05.2025 10:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Easter grass

20.04.2025 14:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Musk complains about a "stolen" election that he tried to buy. Yeesh!

03.04.2025 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0