codez

so many coworkers told me i "looked nice" today as if i'm normally a damn bum in the office

watch yourself

four years ago he said “yes” ❤️ I like you and I love you @cod3z.bsky.social

it is UGLY

they gentrified my bojangles this week 😢

these three are doing everything they can to keep me from cuddling with my man 😤 (but i also wouldn't dare move them)

💀💀💀

it sure is baby

finally watched bugonia

help me decide on a paint color for my office

(i have a lot of plants in there so it's important that the greens sit well against the wall color)

for those inquiring

"it kinda feels good out there, i'm not gonna lie"

icepocalypse eve

ugh i forget about it (clearly)

went to "check" on my husband after i heard him get out of the shower knowing damn well what was going to happen 🤭💦

🙈 can't remember the last time i was clean shaven. who is this girl in the mirror?

drinking an espresso martini from a blender bottle after the work day i just had. don't text.

well fuck my drag

i love this slutty little mirror

did someone say arm?

everytime i see this guy's posts i do a double-take thinking it's my husband 😅

per wikipedia, yes!

the first raising cane's in the charlotte metro is opening ten minutes from our house. god loves fags!

me: i think all of that mail is trash, it can be shredded

dalton: ... there's $20 in kohl's cash here!!

it's always a twink

i'm so mad that they killed my girl

🤣🤣🤣 my burner account

the mall episodes of abbott elementary have been absolutely fantastic. i love this show sm

one thing about the pandemic... skincare routine was ALWAYS on point