codez, formerly of twitter

cheers queers

in the winter he's the best, but his internal body temperature of 174°F means we only cuddle for about 90 seconds before i start sweating 🥴😂

that's Patrick, my body pillow // Dalton's nemesis 😜

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everyone stop what you’re doing and go wish @cod3z.bsky.social a happy birthday!! I love you and I like you and can’t wait to celebrate you ❤️

thank you honey i love you so much!

early birthday celebrations for the almost birthday boy @cod3z.bsky.social 🎉🥰

3 years ago today i made the very questionable decision to wear a jock strap in the tanning bed

tomorrow is my birthday just fyi

"y'all done having 'daddy time'?"

the gams on my man 😮‍💨

glimmora dicks

two good boys 💙

corn puddin

the number of times this has happened to me *sigh*

tango is my favorite linkedin game but wtf was the point of this? because it's shark week? 😭😭

legs got some color this weekend 😎

they are delicious 😅

froze watermelon chunks in coconut water as a little summertime treat for these spoiled puppies

y'all i CANNOT stop listening to this song

trashbag, scumbag | trashcan, trashman

& the fact that it was removed from streaming is CRIMINAL

four shows i'd kill for another season of

i have beeeeen saying this 😅

the cutest 🥺

stellar pulls today 🥺

i have to do inventory before i can get started 😭

have to go back to work tomorrow after a 9-day staycation 😭😭😭

this is so funny to me