codez, formerly of twitter

YES. THIS. What mental disorder do we have 😭

am i the only one who will occasionally notice the date and be like "oh it's [person from school i haven't talked to in years]'s birthday"?

welp, i'll be wfh this week

update... still at the airport BUT

flight to rome was supposed to depart from charlotte at 6:35pm today... 20 minutes before boarding it was delayed to 11pm, now it departs at 2pm TOMORROW

bluesky is great but i miss the never-ending discourse of twitter so let me say a few baseless things to start some conversation

•one's 43 and one's 22... is it grooming or just a daddy thing?
•straight actors playing gay characters? no thank you
•sia
•monogamy is so dead among gay men
•i'm 6' btw

+ cider donuts 🍎🍩

i'm just trying to keep up with you 😘

hope all of you homosexuals have a lovely sunday

should dalton and i just quit our jobs and become 🌽✨

got a haircut if you care

thank GOD

stud with mullet cheekily peeking out of a sauna

we got one of those garage saunas and 👀🥵

obsessed with HER

i love looking at people's amazon wish lists, not because i plan on buying anything for them but because i get ideas for myself 🥰

a woman says i mean good riddance ALT: a woman says i mean good riddance

obnoxious next door neighbors who scream at each other from sun up to sun down put up a for sale sign today!!!

how i feel listening to florence + the machine

just a little bush

once upon a time (like 3 months ago) i had a very leggy string of turtles and now... she's so full 😍

who's driving that car?!

@cod3z.bsky.social and I were super excited to try out the #paintyourpartner challenge for our most recent date night 🎨 I think we were both surprised and impressed with each others artistic interpretation 🤣

check out the full video here www.tiktok.com/@riddle_me__that

my fine ass (real) husband has joined tiktok y'all www.tiktok.com/@riddle_me__...

we love dolly! also there are like 5 cars at her house right now and it's v possible that her husband died today 😅

for some reason my ring app isn't refreshing properly and it's just stuck on this image of our elderly neighbor bringing us fresh brownies at 9pm 🥹

skipped a work happy hour to go to the gym please clap

thoroughly enjoyed Freakier Friday and the pink slip song is still a bop

IKTR! 😌

got hit with FOUR blue shells while racing rainbow road 150cc and STILL came in first 💅🏼

I really enjoyed it! Slow start but it really picked up