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Benevenstanciano

@tmsparks.bsky.social

i’m the fuckin recoil of a gun in hell

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Athletic Brewing Co does great NAs

03.08.2025 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did yeah, I’ll prob skip opener. Dice says doors 2 also so… yeah. Doubt Ted is on before 4 but I’ll be in touch

03.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m draggin my busted ass over there I love Ted

03.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait what

03.08.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well the one in Gary

02.08.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I been there

02.08.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Update: Turns out I’m old and my neck hurts from *two songs* of headbanging (Magma and PdA)

02.08.2025 16:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

^two words

02.08.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long hair is kind of a hassle but headbanging to Petrodragonicapocalypse makes it all worth it

02.08.2025 01:44 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

The problem with The River with strings is it’s so perfect that now I’m ruined on normal The River

02.08.2025 01:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How’d it go?

01.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am seeing the King of all Gizzes

31.07.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I still think with high enough uric acid concentration you could cut through one with your pee stream

31.07.2025 19:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

What if I don’t want to eat the jellyfish but instead want to pee on them?

31.07.2025 19:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s not my butt crack it’s the

31.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blocked

31.07.2025 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfollowed

31.07.2025 11:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Everything reminds me of her

30.07.2025 22:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is true

30.07.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Before that don’t think I’d used it since 12/28 when I scored a Sec 2 aisle ticket like 30 mins before the show started

30.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m dumping AT&T when new iPhones drop in the fall. Bill just keeps creeping up.

30.07.2025 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I worked next door for a while and was there for lunch on the reg, so good.

29.07.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Unfortunately it’s not there anymore :(

29.07.2025 19:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I meant Drew

29.07.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn’t someone… tell you this two days ago?

29.07.2025 15:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I’m old and I’m saying you’re lame

28.07.2025 15:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goddamn

28.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was anticipating this

28.07.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pantera - Killers
YouTube video by ThePanteraTribute Pantera - Killers

Look last night was perfect BUT:

Pantera was supposed to play SPAC tonight (Monday) and just imagine if they’d sat in and we got the Tweezer/Killers crossover we all deserved

youtu.be/tfrfCtdj8Xw?...

28.07.2025 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Understandable

28.07.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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