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Benevenstanciano

@tmsparks.bsky.social

Don’t wake me up and throw your failures in my face it’s Sunday for Christ’s sake

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I DIDNT EVEN GET TO GO ON THE FERRARI ROLLER COASTER

04.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I moved to the slave labor city so I could dodge taxes in my home country and now my home country won’t evacuate me!!!

04.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hell yeah lets gooooooooo

04.03.2026 07:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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03.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have been to San Sebastián and it is one of my favorite places I’ve ever been.

03.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man says i love the smell of commerce in the morning while another man stands behind him ALT: a man says i love the smell of commerce in the morning while another man stands behind him
03.03.2026 17:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is more about whether she likes Umphrey’s (no)

03.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What about Becky

03.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“We’re all going to cape cod”

03.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been wanting you guys to play Pier 17 for like 8 years

03.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LaMP lights

01.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cline

26.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eh

26.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy 70th Nels

26.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*hundreds of dollars are charged on your credit card*

“I won the lottery”

25.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s actually the whole second half of the video critiquing audience shots in UM livestreams

24.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(I ran the extras on The Rip and was an extra in The Wolf of Wall Street.)

24.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Why Some Movies Feel More Alive
YouTube video by Thomas Flight Why Some Movies Feel More Alive

Here’s a video that captures why I am *personally*:
-bad at my job
-good at my job

In a single thumbnail!

24.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

My tuition dollars built that room *tear*

23.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our dog shit trash cigarette butt grey piles are beautiful

23.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sam you’re not allowed to say anything bad about the city til you’ve been here like… 5 years

23.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That deemsters stench. When it hits your nostrils. You’re like. “This is what you’re blasting off to?”

22.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn bro you did a remix of the Sopranos theme song? Wow. How did you even come up with that idea.

22.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Umphrey’s McGee is… some kinda name for a “rock band”

22.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in an orange jacket is holding a guitar ALT: a man in an orange jacket is holding a guitar
21.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Really want to watch this, what’d you watch it on? Just watched To Live and Die in LA last weekend.

21.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You better (you better you bet)

20.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hot take: Quadrophenia is a masterpiece everything else is is mid

20.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sucks for anyone who gave up tour announcements for Lent

18.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One time a rat ran into my foot 🤗

18.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0