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Sarah Ford

@hagfish.bsky.social

She/her High school English teacher Speech & Debate Coach Wife of @houseofkyle.com Pixelfed: https://pixelfed.social/hagfish Mastodon: https://mstdn.social/@hagfish Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/finifrock Medium: https://www.medium.com/@finifrock

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When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9143    πŸ” 3970    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 161
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Shipwreck on Zombie Road Vindication means nothing without justice.

A really poignant and quietly frustrated lament about truth and what happens when we simply choose to ignore it. Just a wonderful journey without resolution. Thanks @sarahkendzior.bsky.social.

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18.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

16.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4723    πŸ” 1902    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 29
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The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees β€œin trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID fundingβ€”money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseasesβ€”to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb

16.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1278    πŸ” 825    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 130

I’m not saying you shouldn’t criticize Dems - of course not - but acting like β€œa mediocre Dem versus an actual fascist” is a tough choice is extremely unhelpful for people trying to build a broad united front against fascism.

16.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 346    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

Writing is thinking.

It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.

16.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2913    πŸ” 704    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 49

Worth the ride:

13.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

What will those feisty Gen-Zers purchase next? Recklessly splurging on the $1.50 hot dog at Costco? An actual vegetable every other day? Perhaps even a second serving of gruel?

11.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes THEIR kids… and they wonder why women want β€œabortions on demand”

10.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Preferential medical treatment is what gets me

10.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honey the algorithm keeps disparaging my game day snacks

07.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation

A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation

In Minneapolis

13.01.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13377    πŸ” 2960    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 72

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

12.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27113    πŸ” 8236    πŸ’¬ 392    πŸ“Œ 330
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

13.01.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 62281    πŸ” 22368    πŸ’¬ 915    πŸ“Œ 1222

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

06.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19025    πŸ” 4712    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 175

Since when do women promote wars gimme a break

16.12.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

10.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1134    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 20

Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.

Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

17.05.2023 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 888    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 19

I wonder when social media companies will face any type of criticism for basically forcing millions of Americans - many of them minors - to watch a violent killing. Total negligence of moderation and safety standards and yet our reaction as a society is to punish private citizens for their posts?

17.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DEIΒ isΒ theΒ realΒ causeΒ ofΒ America’sΒ housingΒ crisis Census data shows 15 million excess housing units exist, contradicting claims of a housing shortage that activists use to justify eliminating local zoning laws.

I’ve read a lot of dumb takes since Trump rode down the escalator - but this has got to be one of the dumbest.

www.foxnews.com/opinion/dei-...

10.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?

McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

06.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5751    πŸ” 930    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 16

Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches

RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race

Media: wow these are the same thing

01.09.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2958    πŸ” 888    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 17
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Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:

"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."

24.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8642    πŸ” 3289    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 594
National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme

National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme

Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,

27.08.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11948    πŸ” 3139    πŸ’¬ 373    πŸ“Œ 206

He gave his life to Christ in the parking lot feels strangely intimate

22.08.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t put it more succinctly than @sarahkendzior.bsky.social did.

18.08.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œUnprovoked”???

14.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

She doesn’t think there’s enough suffering in the world? …

09.08.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Won’t someone please think of the blondes?!?!

05.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0