Laura

Manager: how do you stay organized? what systems do you use?
Me:

Making my husband explain superconductor news to me in simpler and simpler terms until he finally tells me that we entered a new era on our civ tech tree.

Costco should offer mani pedis like they do eye exams

left my phone's sound on for the first time since I bought it. these apps won't shut up! did you guys know zoom has a whole ass jingle?

Yes! Yep. That’s it. Thanks for saving me fifteen minutes.

How can I read this essay? Is it in a book? (Tried to Google but didn’t find a good answer.) I love Chet Baker but don’t know much about his life or what his contemporaries thought of him.

Notion app with 69 notifications

Nice. (Jk. Fml.)

Yes. Watched this one all through chemotherapy.

How your job wants you to use this tool: stop booking expensive meetings unless they are vital
How I would use this tool: reverse engineer what everyone's salary is

So glad the sfpd is out there protecting our children by…arresting our children.

“Full many a gem of purest ray serene
The dark unfathom'd caves of ocean bear:
Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air.”

(Me, checking my bluesky notifications)

I’ve decided to stop taking responsibility for his feelings, Dave.

Release your trade. Release your stress. Release your Duolingo streak.

I’m sorry this is so dumb but I thought of it and now you have to too

Everyone coming back to Bluesky like

Captured the in process moment, like when the dash shows mile 99999 -> 100000

(Sorry for spamposting. Bluesky kept telling me it didn’t post!)

Most CEOs would wait for regulators to enforce a daily limit to their toxic product. I applaud him for proactively self-regulating.

Look how they massacred my boy

Corporate wants you to identify, etc etc

He loves to lie!

Recently built a cedar hot tub in my backyard and exclusively call it the hutTUB.

Debate moderator: You said the vaccines were dangerous!
RFKjr: I said they were *interesting*

Idk where this women have tummy aches cultural moment came from. Like. Yes, I have tummy aches all the time but

Got a Tern two weeks ago. I’m officially bikepilled and making it 70% of my personality.

I don’t have to sit here and let an ITALIAN lecture ME about America’s lax moral values! (Walking out of Madama Butterfly)

Mufos before muhoes.